Thomas Markle: was part of plot to sabotage his daughter's wedding & other royal nonsense...

[ladygawain]

Enter for a round-up post of only some of the many tawdry tales from the British royal family. Buckle up!

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[insomniachobs]

The rumour I heard was that he’d disinherited Andrew and that was why it was being kept quiet lol

[wormsinthedirt]

Wouldn't that actually make the royal family look good, though? People are waiting for them to condemn Andrew in some way...

[insomniachobs]

They’re all protecting him because he’s the Queen’s favourite, showing up Phillip as dissenting just highlights their behaviour more (especially since Phillip wasn’t exactly known for being the sensitive woke one) and it’d be talked up as a rift

Edit: hit send too soon, in reality it’s probably all more routine than wanting to hide the contents but I’m enjoying the rumours lol

[browneyedguuurl]

I would LIVE if he did that. LMAO!

[tifag]

Sealing of the will seems pretty standard, the Queens mother and sister will are both sealed.

I hate that Thomas Markle is still getting press, it’s clear he has nothing to say he just wants attention.

[tlovesdolphin]

Not just them, apparently it's a long tradition.

[wormsinthedirt]

The ~emasculation body language experts have me DYING, lmao. Not that it matters, but I feel like that's a fairly typical "male" pose?

[syvlie0o0]

Why is Thomas Markle on Australian tv so much? What's going on down there?

but anyway people get absolutely unhinged and psychotic over these two and I hope they have good protection.

Also Philip probably left money to his mistress(es).

[snortingcoke]

australia media is murdoch owned and a lot of their news is in the fox news vein

[curdlesnoots]

Ironically he doesn’t own this station but the mogul who does is paying the legal fees of an alleged war criminal who’s suing the mogul’s competitor for alleging the alleged war criminal committed said war crimes so…different zebra same stripes.

[curdlesnoots]

It’s part of the royal Commonwealth family. The Queen is grandma, UK is Mum, the US is the prodigal son, Thomas is the creepy guy your parents make you call uncle and Australia is the deadbeat kid who had to be kicked out of home but no hard feelings, just want to be in the will family Christmas photo.

Bad Photoshop or wrong lens or wrong outfit?

[renner4ever]

Meghan's body looks stretched horizontally & squashed vertically. I know she has a boxy body type but she looks weird.Harry's black outfit & his slight crouched pose is making him look weird too.

Re: Bad Photoshop or wrong lens or wrong outfit?

[jinxeh13]

Yeah, the criticisms over their ~body language are very stupid, but at the end of the day it's still not a great photo. Awkward editing and posing.

Re: Bad Photoshop or wrong lens or wrong outfit?

[misscrystal]

All the boxy outfits and weird photoshop on her in those photos makes me think it's a poor attempt at covering post-partum weight on Meghan.
Not sure if that was her call or the magazine's.

Re: Bad Photoshop or wrong lens or wrong outfit?

[jinxeh13]

I would think the magazine, maybe. She didn't seem to care about hiding the post-partum bump after their first kid was born.

Maybe unpopular opinion, idk, but I've never liked how she dresses herself, tho. Her wedding dress did nothing for her figure and wasn't altered to her body, and she always goes for strange, shapeless ensembles.