Comments | ohnotheydidnt: Sakura Johan-san Has A Russian Double

renner4ever in ohnotheydidnt

Jul 16, 2021 15:52

Have you ever wondered what our beloved Japanese Maple, Sakura Johann-san would look like if she were white?!

( A Birch Sapling Grows in Russia )

Comments 27

thereinventions July 17 2021, 00:51:23 UTC

I had to read this twice to realize who you were talking about, OP. 😂

And cherry blossoms, I'm so sorry.

ohwutevernvm July 17 2021, 01:33:00 UTC

Omg "Sakura Johann-san”. LMFAO. She so would brand that on her stupid skincare biz

_myaugust July 17 2021, 01:46:21 UTC

Omg I was so confused about the opening, I had to read it 3 times. I was like "the white version of a Japanese maple is the Canadian maple??"

hay_nako July 17 2021, 02:36:10 UTC

Scarlett jokes still funny to me. Funnier than anything her husband does.

slinkydinks July 17 2021, 14:22:37 UTC

The best was when Michael Che made Colin Jost say "Sammy Davis Jr. will be played by Scarlett Johanssen" on SNL

emu July 17 2021, 02:36:57 UTC

nnnnnn the title sent me. I shouldn't have read this at work.