Unlike Dogecoin, Jeff Bezos is Going to Space in July

[sandstorm]

Jeff Bezos Will Go to Space in July https://t.co/C6tOa6Qgky
- Variety (@Variety) June 7, 2021

Alive Girl Stan Jeff Bezos is going to space in July. He will be upon the New Shepard, and will take to the stars on July 20th, 2 weeks after he leaves Amazon (and their fake Twitter employee accounts) as CEO

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[benihime99]

Maybe he can stay there
Take some friends with him

[vintage_boom]

you might be on to something. as soon as someone hits billionaire status they should be shot into space.

[benihime99]

but not before giving all their money to charity (or in bezos' case, to his underpaid employees)

[vintage_boom]

100% it should be in the "shot into space" fineprint that all wills are ignored and funds go to making the world better

[talklikelions]

Didn’t that piece of trash squash face surpass Bezos as richest man? Or did I just read something written by a Reddit sycophant lmao

[oatmealcrispcer]

I think Tesla stock has tanked this year so he’s back to #2 or 3 again

[theoryofwar]

That sounds stressful. Has he thought about taking a moment in a AmaZen box to clear his mind?

[artemisofluna]

This whole thing reads like a redditors wet dream...

[cleanofslate]

nah, that would be with elon musk. redditors don't seem to care for bezos, probably because many of them have worked for him and have had to defecate on their amazon trucks to stay on schedule.

[sarahbear1]

maybe the rocket will blow up on the way there and we can re distribute the wealth.

[sandstorm]

"Jeff, take 3 billion with you"

"Why?"

"It's a surprise tool that will help us later."

[tigermilk]

Imagining like Super Mario leaping into the sky, punching the rocket, the coins just raining down. Love this for us.

[sabrina54]

This! I'm also hoping someone with a heart will forget to fill the oxygen tank