Prince William Named "World's Sexiest Bald Man", Internet is Mad

[sandstorm]

Prince William named as ‘world’s sexiest bald man’ https://t.co/7AAhLBEdKu
- The Independent (@Independent) March 27, 2021

Today in "not that alleged racist" news, Google continues to ignore their "Don't be Evil" motto by, somehow, electing Prince William as the sexiest bald man alive

Comments

[peachypearl]

What the fuck he was barely even remotely decent when he had hair. He just looked like the kind of person who would make you trip with his polo stick in the locker room and laugh at you because your parents aren't from the right part of town.

[somechickxoxo]

I was in middle school when William was considered hot. I remember the big hoopla about him and Britney emailing or something. There was a classmate of mine who was obsessed with Prince William and had his pictures all over her binder so I remember seeing them and thinking he was cute.

[lone_concertina]

I was a preteen for peak Wills era but he was never "hot," he was always cute. Calling this dude sexy at any point in his life is a big stretch.

[somechickxoxo]

I agree he looked cute but never handsome or hot. What made him look cute I think was he looked quiet and friendly lol Like just not threatening.

[somechickxoxo]

Perfectly coiffed red locks doesn’t describe Harry lol People really put the blinders on for this fool.
William isn’t anything to write home about either. That gene pool isn’t anything nice to look at.
And I know he was in Breaking Bad but Bryan Cranston is not hot either.

[shangri__la]

Lol right? I'm never here for any Harry and/or Meghan stan making fun of William with Harry's friar tuck hair.

Neither of these men are sexy in the slightest, the in-fighting needs to cease lol

[somechickxoxo]

Friar tuck hair 😂 I wonder if Harry will get plugs now that’s he’s in LA. Even with all his hair he isn’t attractive it it sure helps him. Same with the beard.

[shangri__la]

The beard HELPS, though lmao. Both Harry and William need beards, cover that shit up

[likeanunmadebed]

um

I know J-14 used to hype up his ~good looks~ when he did have hair as a teen, but this is a bit much. Like their editor never grew out of the crush and is still promoting it.

[ahkna]

oH man, i just had the biggest flashback to being a kid and scrounging up some change to buy J-14

[3rdattemptuser]

He peaked at 19. Tragique.

[gillenvillain]

It's like Lifetime movie network moms were phoned in for this "study"

Dude peaked as a teen, if that.

[celja]

[ohwutevernvm]

Oh my gawd this can’t be real. Literally no fucking way, lmao. Are you serious? Earth, what the fuck is going on here? This has to be the most worst early af April’s Fool, lol

[xdecadentx]

It seems to reek of Buckingham Palace trying for good PR and getting it (again) completely wrong.

[ohwutevernvm]

That’s hysterical