Ann Marie Lastrassi, aka Definitely Not Beyoncé, Gives an Interview

[hotties_chicken]

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[ohwutevernvm]

....why? (heh she got a good sense of humor lol)

[tifag]

The fact that this is even a thing is hilarious.

[britneyspears]

omg the root is so lazy, it would take a two second search to find out the viral twitter thread that originated this theory instead of asking poor ann marie where this all started lol

[hotties_chicken]

i mean, the root could have at least asked about the illuminati. and they didnt!!!!

[genbu_no_miko24]

"Instead of Lemonade, I can call my album, Limoncello." Lol this really cute 😄

"Well, if she were truly Italian, she would’ve picked a Versace dress while getting into “Formation” instead of Givenchy." Drag ha! 🇮🇹

"Popular dishes include, 'Beycatini' and 'Drunk In Linguini.' I also have a wonderful wine collection called 'Yoncé All On His Mouth Like Vino.'" OMG cochina at the wine collection name!

LOL I am loving all the italianizations of Beyonce's stuff.

This is top journalism OP!

[arilicious]

that's not Ann Marie Lastrassi, it's Luther Vandross.

[hotties_chicken]

the conspiracy rages on!