How to ~Distract Oneself~ During Quarantine!

Mar 15, 2020 16:29

This post was inspired by some of y'all in the FFA posts, talking about needing some sexual healing, via the dating apps, but my anxiety levels can't take it.
Listen, the only safe sex right now is self-love, babes!

Let's take a lesson from some of our favorites (& not so favorites---there are a limited number of non-creepy celebrity masturbation ( Read more... )

my body is ready, emma watson, shailene woodley, miley cyrus, black celebrities, music / musician, ontd original, its been 84 years, amber rose, actor / actress

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life_after_luv March 15 2020, 23:41:49 UTC
LMAO Jeff from Cabin Fever really is a MOOD right now.

M😷😷D. pic.twitter.com/RzFjaHR3Wh
- Eli Roth (@eliroth) March 15, 2020

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aaronnyc89 March 15 2020, 23:53:32 UTC
Lmao I forgot how bad/good this movie was.

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shittysoup March 16 2020, 00:47:31 UTC
LMFAOOO

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jellycar March 16 2020, 01:20:03 UTC
LMAO

I was always disappointed he drank the water like he had the right idea

but when this pandemic started I immediately thought of this movie and the weird ass kid at the store

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toxic_illusion March 15 2020, 23:42:18 UTC
You did it!!!! 🥳

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poopoomagoogooz March 15 2020, 23:48:47 UTC
I literally teared up! Thanks so much to you, xdaisyxlovesxbb & shittysoup for helping me. You guys are great. <3

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xdaisyxlovesxbb March 16 2020, 00:06:12 UTC
yay !!

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My playlist preflyer March 15 2020, 23:44:43 UTC


Air "Playground Love"
Chris Isaak "Wicked Game"
Zero 7 "In the Waiting Line"
Brian Jonestown Massacre "Anemone"
Sneaker Pimps "6 Underground"
Fiona Apple "Criminal"
Nine Inch Nails "Closer"

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Re: My playlist toxic_illusion March 15 2020, 23:49:54 UTC
Chris Isaak's Wicked Game is in instant panty dropper!!!!

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Re: My playlist tucker March 15 2020, 23:52:22 UTC
Lmao omg I love that song because of a scene from friends

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Re: My playlist my_moloko March 16 2020, 00:07:30 UTC
Damn, that's a good playlist.

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just444 March 15 2020, 23:45:53 UTC
covid ontd is delivering 👍

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poopoomagoogooz March 16 2020, 00:14:13 UTC
<3

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lolzerz March 15 2020, 23:46:56 UTC
i feel ya jada. i thought i was broken until i bought a jackhammer of a vibrator and had my first orgasm at age 25. i think i locked myself in my room for 3 months straight.

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kerrigwen March 16 2020, 00:08:36 UTC
...which one? (asking for a friend )

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lolzerz March 16 2020, 02:39:30 UTC
yarosi, on amazon!

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hardcoreninja11 March 16 2020, 00:08:54 UTC
Would you mind me asking what kind of vibrator and brand you have? I'm currently looking to buy one. I have a clit stimulator but I want to expand the toys I have lol

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