How to ~Distract Oneself~ During Quarantine!

[poopoomagoogooz]

This post was inspired by some of y'all in the FFA posts, talking about needing some sexual healing, via the dating apps, but my anxiety levels can't take it.
Listen, the only safe sex right now is self-love, babes!

Let's take a lesson from some of our favorites (& not so favorites---there are a limited number of non-creepy celebrity masturbation

Comments

[life_after_luv]

LMAO Jeff from Cabin Fever really is a MOOD right now.

M😷😷D. pic.twitter.com/RzFjaHR3Wh
- Eli Roth (@eliroth) March 15, 2020

[aaronnyc89]

Lmao I forgot how bad/good this movie was.

[shittysoup]

LMFAOOO

[jellycar]

LMAO

I was always disappointed he drank the water like he had the right idea

but when this pandemic started I immediately thought of this movie and the weird ass kid at the store

[toxic_illusion]

You did it!!!! 🥳

[poopoomagoogooz]

I literally teared up! Thanks so much to you, xdaisyxlovesxbb & shittysoup for helping me. You guys are great. <3

[xdaisyxlovesxbb]

yay !!

My playlist

[preflyer]

Air "Playground Love"
Chris Isaak "Wicked Game"
Zero 7 "In the Waiting Line"
Brian Jonestown Massacre "Anemone"
Sneaker Pimps "6 Underground"
Fiona Apple "Criminal"
Nine Inch Nails "Closer"

Re: My playlist

[toxic_illusion]

Chris Isaak's Wicked Game is in instant panty dropper!!!!

Re: My playlist

[tucker]

Lmao omg I love that song because of a scene from friends

Re: My playlist

[my_moloko]

Damn, that's a good playlist.

[just444]

covid ontd is delivering 👍

[poopoomagoogooz]

<3

[lolzerz]

i feel ya jada. i thought i was broken until i bought a jackhammer of a vibrator and had my first orgasm at age 25. i think i locked myself in my room for 3 months straight.

[kerrigwen]

...which one? (asking for a friend )

[lolzerz]

yarosi, on amazon!

[hardcoreninja11]

Would you mind me asking what kind of vibrator and brand you have? I'm currently looking to buy one. I have a clit stimulator but I want to expand the toys I have lol