Bret Michaels Releases Superhero Dolls of Himself, Just in Time for Christmas

[hotties_chicken]

https://instagram.com/p/B5gNyOoAgcP

Is Bret Michaels a superhero? Maybe in his own mind. He has released a line of plush dolls of himself as a superhero named "Bandana Man."

He has the letters "BM" on his forehead, for Bret Michaels, Bandana Man, or perhaps Bowel Movement.

They are 11 inches tall (nice and long) and retail for $30, but are on

Comments

[zibbydoo324]

My best friend is lucky he’s married & I like his husband or else he’d be getting this for Christmas.

[stewie_e]

But does it come with a bottle of penicillin? 🤔

[hotties_chicken]

it doesn't necessarily come with anything, it just comes.

[frejasface]

This is some Regretsy realness.

[urfad]

I miss Regretsy. :(

[dance_electro]

This looks like Jeremy Renner. It’s the bulbous “Ziggy” nose.

[frejasface]

I think the Twilight-themed menstrual pads from Etsy were pretty iconic terrible celeb merch.

[dance_electro]

I’m thankful that this person has access to a sewing machine and not a nuclear reactor.

🤮🤮🤮

[sandstorm]

"It can keep a vampire fed for an entire week!"

[euraylie]

Rarely can I still be surprised....why did I not see this coming? I hate to ask if there were ever ones with RPattz’ face on them