OG 90 Day Fiancé: "Males Are Regressing Our Evolution" Recap

[beysactingcoach]

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New Loser and New Eastern European Lady: He and his Rubix Cube head live in the middle of Bumfuck, WA. He’s building his own she-shed. His ex-wife LEVELED UP and gots a new wife. She is godmother of the baby of which he is the godfather. Her K1 got delayed and he’s probably relieved because it’s just more time for him to not tell her he’s swamped

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[shannenb]

[shannenb]

[screamingintune]

I wonder if her hospital gown had the shoulders cut out

[j3]

The hell with Syngin, Tania's real relationship is with her delusions of grandeur.

[littlepunkryo]

He was 100% spot on when he said she basically has a story in her head and everyone else is just characters in that story. That's probably why her friends are with her 24/7, she needs them there to document that story and post it on insta! The dude is not ready to settle down imo, he's not perfect at all, but if I had to pick one I'd pick him in a heartbeat. I was cracking up when he was like "I want to be a fireman, maybe audition for opera" and Tania is like "I put off getting a sperm donor for you".

[screamingintune]

she drives me nuts lmao. but I was hating both of them in that baby conversation because who gets engaged without having a serious talk about that? They had an extended long distance romance where ALL THE DID WAS TALK.

every time I've dated I've been like, look. I will not marry you. I will not have kids. If that's a problem, say so now.

[saintclaire87]

Anny picked the wrong sugar daddy. lol She should have held out for someone else, Robert is cheap. He's only looking for a nanny that he can fuck. I mean, you all share a bed. You are not going to get Chanel and Versace.

Michael remains a creep but his kids are sweet. I bet that comes from their mom.

[littlepunkryo]

Anny WAS acting like a brat at some points but I 100% believe Robert promised things he couldn't deliver. Like, I don't blame her at all for being upset that he took her to a used clothing store without telling her it was that kind of store and her being upset that he's mad she wants a real wedding and not a courthouse wedding with just them and a buffet after. But she also acted really childish when she was upset. And then he was a massive dick to her. And then somehow they still had sex at the end of the night. Yikes.

[saintclaire87]

Oh, I definitely agree with that, I think he promised her the moon and knew he couldn't deliver.

[theflyers]

He's frigging Colty 2.0 with that shit.

She's gonna be buying her wedding dress at Goodwill like Larissa if she doesn't get her ass back to the DR and find herself a real American sugar daddy.

He's an Uber driver FFS. At least Colty had a tech job...but you know, a joint checking account with Debbie and Cookie Dough.

[presidentmlissa]

Every “Syngin” I’ve ever heard of spelled it “St. John”, I’ve never heard of someone actually spelling it like Syn-gin before. Anyway, he’s gonna get real sick of Tania, real quick.
I hope we never have to see Mother MAGA and her cholesterol deposits ever again

[screamingintune]

I was over Tania with the rose petal airport incident, completely. She is going to make activists all look so stupid.

[littlepunkryo]

So they didn't show a preview for the next ep after this ended, but they showed it during Pillow Talk and Robert revealed he has FIVE kids with 4 different women. So I imagine he's an Uber driver to dodge that child support. You should all watch pillow talk for Annie and Dean btw, they are the all-stars lmao.

Michael getting her wine from the year she was born somehow just skeeved me out so so much, but his kids were so sweet to her and did more research about the culture of their new not-stepmom than most of these Americans did on their freaking spouses so.

Also that Russian dude literally did not remember what he was doing when EITHER of his other two children were born, and this dumbass thinks he's father of the year material and won't leave her and her baby just like he left the other two. She has to be the one of the dumbest women in the franchise at this point.

[trynabme]

Yikes at 5 kids Robert. Da fuck.

Yasss at Max and CeCe. I just said the same below. They are the bestest.

Dont care about that dumb American in Russia. Sacha will dump her ass the second he gets his paper work.

[saintclaire87]

5 kids? wtf

[ekrelly]

Yiiiikes Robert