Orlando Bloom Admits His Penis Is "Not That Big" As Nude Photos Suggest

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[zoaster_toaster]

I'm straight and enjoy sex with men and firmly believe penises are unsightly abberations upon the eye. If we were all created in God's image, God gave up on male genitalia.

[distant_lines]

Seriously! My girlfriends and I have all wholeheartedly agreed that if we're going to receive unsolicited nudes, we'd rather get female nudes every single day of the week and twice on Sunday. Of course, if we're messaging guys on apps, that's not something we'll ever receive, so we're stuck with unwanted dick pics. Also, I make sure to tell my guy friends to know that if they're sending dick pics to women, we are 100% sharing that shit with all our girlfriends. I wonder if men really realize that we share those pics with our friends and basically trash talk the guy.

[myneckmyback]

I feel like guys do this too w nudes though

[blueskin]

guys share girl nudes, too. but we're probably not laughing at them

[distant_lines]

I'm guessing the nudes guys get are at least solicited. I've never once asked a guy for nudes, nor sent any nudes. They just send them, even when I say that they're not my thing and I won't send them.

[screamingintune]

they're better when they're happy but when flaccid they are SO NOT CUTE. I'll never forget how horrified I was the first time I saw my high school boyfriend's dick in limp state like I could not fathom how different they looked lol

[xpirate_queenx]

Right? It's so fucking awkward

[hellicoptajuuce]

idk there are ugly penises and pretty ones, i dont think ive seen a vagina that i thought was pretty

[gimmemoarjosh]

This!

[toshi_hakari]

IA. God probably created the penis on his last day of work and by that time he was already so fed up that he went: "Okay, I'm not gonna do overtime on this shit, this'll have to do" and left it there

[sandstorm]

Lmao

[godramaclub]

Hard same. I love diq but damn are those things ugly.

[beigemediocrity]

I don’t know. I have never seen attractive vagina but I have seen plenty of beautiful dicks.

[2_on]

I think penises are beautiful *shrug*

[merel_93]

The more you look at a dick, the stranger it starts to look