Orlando Bloom Admits His Penis Is "Not That Big" As Nude Photos Suggest

[frejasface]

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[zoaster_toaster]

I'm straight and enjoy sex with men and firmly believe penises are unsightly abberations upon the eye. If we were all created in God's image, God gave up on male genitalia.

[yeezus_christ]

that's fair. i love a good looking penis, but i also like campari so...

also, these measurement delineations are very strange. it should be:

under 5", 5" - 6.5", 7" - 9", 9.5" and over

[zoaster_toaster]

"A good looking penis" sounds like an oxymoron to me lol.

[mzgrottesca]

mte lmao lord

[yeezus_christ]

they're an acquired appreciation--like campari.

[brokecouture]

[lollywaggle]

I've yet to find one and I've seen plenty.

[lreservoirldogs]

That's about where I'm at while looking at the photos. LOL thanks for summing it up for me

[frejasface]

I think that penises and vaginas are hideous and hilarious-looking. It's like God was playing a practical joke

[muzicnem]

lol same. Whoever came up with the term “bumpin’ uglies” had the right idea.

[dreamerbri]

ia. genitalia in general is ugly imo.

[jellycar]

lol same, I tell guys I prefer vaginas but really....

[lauraohlaura]

lol I like them as an integral part of the person they're attached to, but by itself... I feel like I can perceive a penis or a vagina as pretty only because of the emotional attachment

[devourlove]

pretty much. they have their better days but all in all unfortunate

[astraie]

Agreed. And I'm really insecure about my vagina after watching (some) porn. Like, "God, what is this that you've given me!?". Nope.

[misscrystal25]

Men are mutants.