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zoaster_toaster September 7 2019, 02:37:23 UTC
I'm straight and enjoy sex with men and firmly believe penises are unsightly abberations upon the eye. If we were all created in God's image, God gave up on male genitalia.

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yeezus_christ September 7 2019, 02:40:20 UTC
that's fair. i love a good looking penis, but i also like campari so...

also, these measurement delineations are very strange. it should be:

under 5", 5" - 6.5", 7" - 9", 9.5" and over

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zoaster_toaster September 7 2019, 02:41:40 UTC
"A good looking penis" sounds like an oxymoron to me lol.

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mzgrottesca September 7 2019, 02:46:45 UTC
mte lmao lord

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yeezus_christ September 7 2019, 02:52:27 UTC
they're an acquired appreciation--like campari.

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brokecouture September 7 2019, 02:55:01 UTC
I’ve only met two in my life and they were both def morons

This was a bad grandma joke lol

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lollywaggle September 9 2019, 17:28:33 UTC
I've yet to find one and I've seen plenty.

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lreservoirldogs September 7 2019, 02:41:42 UTC
That's about where I'm at while looking at the photos. LOL thanks for summing it up for me

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frejasface September 7 2019, 02:52:57 UTC
I think that penises and vaginas are hideous and hilarious-looking. It's like God was playing a practical joke

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muzicnem September 7 2019, 05:52:48 UTC
lol same. Whoever came up with the term “bumpin’ uglies” had the right idea.

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dreamerbri September 7 2019, 07:58:42 UTC
ia. genitalia in general is ugly imo.

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jellycar September 7 2019, 11:28:35 UTC
lol same, I tell guys I prefer vaginas but really....

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lauraohlaura September 7 2019, 12:55:43 UTC
lol I like them as an integral part of the person they're attached to, but by itself... I feel like I can perceive a penis or a vagina as pretty only because of the emotional attachment

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devourlove September 7 2019, 13:04:55 UTC
pretty much. they have their better days but all in all unfortunate

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astraie September 7 2019, 13:20:45 UTC
Agreed. And I'm really insecure about my vagina after watching (some) porn. Like, "God, what is this that you've given me!?". Nope.

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misscrystal25 September 7 2019, 03:10:31 UTC
Men are mutants.

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