Katharine McPhee and David Foster Say, "Go Fuck Yourself" to Critics of 34-Year Age Difference

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[syphilisdiller]

just make sure you dont get sick, kat

[k8tieee]

mte it's like the sight of Yolanda in the hospital sickened him

[papillonsoldier]

girl, no one gives a shit about you or your geriatric sex.

[screamingintune]

lmao you're not wrong

[lolitalockheart]

LMAO

[snapiphany]

A likely possibility when his dick eventually melts.

[sandstorm]

If I was the 49 year old, I'd probably sarcastically go "Hey, MOM." at every turn.

He's not even handsome - I'm sorry, 'distinguished'. Secure that AARP tote bag, sis, your mistakes are not my problem.

[ms_mmelissa]

David Foster, 69, has been married five times

I have so many questions. Like did at no point between marriages 3 and 4 collapsing did you figure out maybe marriage wasn't for you? Does each engagement feel special or when you get down on your knee are you comparing it to all your other proposals? What kind of a delusional optimist says yes to being spouse #5?

Also if you're a guest are you laughing behind their backs or by wedding #5 are you just like "What a fun party, I can't wait to see if wedding #6 tops this"?

[sandstorm]

"I wonder if he'll even live to get married a 6th time?"

[ms_mmelissa]

loool I was going to add this but I def think he can make it to bride number 6. After that is when it gets iffy.

[masterofmystery]

i'd be surprised if his rusting ass could even get down on his knee by the fourth proposal