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ellaellaeheheh March 23 2019, 20:03:38 UTC
mine is: 'Florida Man' laughs in the face of Hurricane Florence

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sandstorm March 23 2019, 20:08:27 UTC
I wanted to see where he lived down here;

The Jacksonville, Florida, resident actually launched a GoFundMe so that he could travel to South Carolina for his stunt

ok I was going to say it would be EXTREMELY ironic if he lived in the panhandle after last october lmao

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progression March 23 2019, 21:06:05 UTC
Nah, the idiots that do this here in Jax think we're invincible or some shit. Just because we've been spared during pretty much every hurricane (even though plenty of people and businesses have lost so much). Absolute jackasses.

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jesuisjuan March 23 2019, 20:03:53 UTC
omg these are golden

Mine was "Florida man hit by car during failed 'In My Feelings' challenge," and I'm okay with this.

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anachan87 March 23 2019, 20:06:09 UTC
I misread at first and thought you just had to google 'Florida' with your birthday and was bummed everyone got cool stories while all I got was a weather report.

And then I realized my idiocy and googled Florida man and got 'Florida man asks cops to test his illegal drugs.'

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ghettoluvpr March 23 2019, 20:06:30 UTC
Mine is so typically boring.

Florida man died after ingesting "bath salts"

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marywebgirl March 23 2019, 20:06:48 UTC
Mine just comes back with a Florida Man night hosted by a minor league baseball team.

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maryhurt March 23 2019, 20:09:33 UTC
You have to keep scrolling tbh

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