Marilyn Manson is selling a dildo with his face on it

[eightball]

For a mere $125, you can be the proud owner of a soft, lifelike Marilyn Manson dildo and velvet bag for easy and discreet storage https://t.co/oo45wV2qLe
- Vulture (@vulture) October 20, 2018

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[emerald_soul]

[milkmp3]

lmfao mte, michael

truly one of my all time fav onion headlines

[spanishsaharaa]

Re: truly one of my all time fav onion headlines

[randommakings]

100% what I immediately thought, lol

Re: truly one of my all time fav onion headlines

[deadendqueen16]

LMAO

Re: truly one of my all time fav onion headlines

[__onthebound]

lmao i haven't seen this in ages

[mend]

[andisprohi]

The kids in my school who liked him were the pseudo-goths that sat in the back of class sketching, but were also in AP classes.

[ext_2796703]

He aged like shit.

[magnetic_rose92]

Does it count as aging like shit when he was always ugly to begin with tho?

[whysogayprop8]

That part.