They Called Her Valentina

Feb 13, 2007 21:03

I flew out the door the moment i heard the baby was here ( Read more... )

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fantasmagorey February 14 2007, 21:49:30 UTC
Congratulations :) That sounds so cute. Placentas are not as cute, of course, and I must ask, did you consider keeping it for hair care purposes?

I wish I could flee the house like you described. At least I have the house to myself on a rare occasion and then I can blare music and dance everywhere. ♥

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obsidian_weaver February 15 2007, 04:28:51 UTC
yeah, time alone in the house is always wonderful, but it would be cool if you could flee too.

As for placenta hair care, i didn't think of that for some odd reason. I suppose the bloody meat, slimy pale film, and vagina juices just didn't make me think, "Alright, i'm gonna put that in my hair now!" Maybe next time!

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fantasmagorey February 15 2007, 05:23:05 UTC
Actually, people really do use placenta in their hair. It's a real fantastic source of nutrients. I wouldn't personally put that in my hair, but it's definitely something trivial for your brain to question on those frequent occasions of daydreaming.

Eventually I will flee. I'm getting better at, well, trying not to be so shy, but I might be wrong and I'm actually just airing out before returning to my hole. Did you ever find your religion book? I really am devastated over the loss of your card b/c I really did like it! It was perfect! I'll never achieve that again. Sigh.

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obsidian_weaver February 16 2007, 18:04:29 UTC
man, thats just gross. I don't even want to think about working that into my hair, even though i'm sure i've done worse things to it before.

So you say you've been trying not to be so shy? Thats good, have you been going out to more places or what?
also, yes i found my religion book. oh wait, i already discussed this with you during break never mind!
also, that donut is doing a number on my stomach, blech.

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