......rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiight. Soooo...the moral of the story is, "Bush doesn't like people to ask him questions he can't answer in an eloquent fashion because everyone hates him and wants to know why the fuck he has the IQ of a squashed banana."
...how do you even manage to cope with this? It's sickening!
no way the moral is george bush is amazing!!! what a trooper that guy is. he is just an amazing class act human being who isnt afraid to back down from the tough questions.. he's just gonna take that shit head on and eat it up like a tiger eats stuff. and he will eat those squashed banannas like a crazily hungered animal tht eats squashed banannas. ......
or ...unscripted my ass. orr.... "unscripted" wink wink .... they will probably be questions like... " um yes hello president bush do you mind if i verbally assault you with a crazy barrage of UNSCRIPTED questions that no average human would be able to sustain?" and bush would answer " I eat UNSCRIPTED questions that no average human would be able to sustain for breakfast" and the guy would say " thank you that was my only question" or.... another question might be " president bush , do you like puppies" and he would say " most definitley " and everyone will be amazed , cuz that shits crazy to be able to answer that question off the cuff. so quickwitted.
Hahaha, oh man...I tend to think that just maybe he'll get questions like, "what is your favorite color?" And not something like, "Did you do blow in vietnam...er, I mean, the national guard." Because, lets face it...any question that personally assaults or brings light to any criticism of the presidents policies foreign and domestic...will substantially hurt America in the eyes of the world since we dont support our leader in this free thinkering autocracy...I mean, demimocrasy...sy.
You know they're going to screen people going in. They'll give you a questionnaire to fill out, "Do you like bananas? Do you think President Bush likes bananas?" and if you answer yes on the second one, you get kicked out.
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...how do you even manage to cope with this? It's sickening!
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or ...unscripted my ass. orr.... "unscripted" wink wink .... they will probably be questions like... " um yes hello president bush do you mind if i verbally assault you with a crazy barrage of UNSCRIPTED questions that no average human would be able to sustain?" and bush would answer " I eat UNSCRIPTED questions that no average human would be able to sustain for breakfast" and the guy would say " thank you that was my only question" or.... another question might be " president bush , do you like puppies" and he would say " most definitley " and everyone will be amazed , cuz that shits crazy to be able to answer that question off the cuff. so quickwitted.
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