Voicemail

[notyourpawn]

You've reached Alice Liddell, except you haven't really. I suppose I should say that you've reached the answering device for Alice Liddell. Leave a message and I shall get back to you if the answering device in question doesn't gobble your message whole. One should hope it isn't hungry.

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Phone Madness!

[importantman]

"Perfect! It's perfect! Just listen to my brilliant inspiration! First, the handsome hero gets turned into a giant meatball, and then he terrorizes... I don't know, perhaps Zimbabwe. It's fun to say! ZIMBAHBWE. See? And then his lady love, in her chicken suit, swoops in and battles him, saving the day and ensuring there be edible sustenance for generations to come! Perfect! Brilliant! Don't forget my low-fat non-whip soy latte! A-hah!"

Re: Phone Madness!

[notyourpawn]

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