::A message comes pouring out of every single headset. But beyond that, it comes pouring out of every single radio, television, computer with a wireless card, cellular telephone, special Apple Kid Brand Receiver Phone (tm), and generally anything that can pick up any sort of broadcast signal (hello codecs). You're witnessing an Emergency Apple ( Read more... )

Being in the chatroom at work is sort of difficult to pull off so it's hard to contact people about this sort of thing, so here I go. Anybody out there want to be in a rescue-mission story involving Apple Kid?RESCUE TEAM REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS. YOUR EFFORT IN THIS MATTER IS GREATLY APPRECIATED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR HARD WORK. APPLE KID (AND NOW ( Read more... )

Oh wow! Since I stopped working on my Quantum Yarn, I've managed to make two totally new inventions! I guess switching over to something new and different really helped!

The first invention is for Louie. He baked me chocolate cakes and they were very good and I still have the chocolate stains on like three of my shirts from eating the cakes ( Read more... )

I've been working on Quantum Yarn for the past two weeks, and I just haven't been able to get it to work right ( Read more... )

((NARRATION))

Apple Kid, through a Freak Accident involving a blender, several bottle caps and one of those AM broadcasting microphones manages to accidentally tune into the school's intercom system at around 5am.

What comes pouring out of the intercom is a "This American Life" segment on kids making fake news camerasThankfully it only lasts for ( Read more... )

Oh it looks like everybody's found ways to turn themselves back into boys and girls again! Well, if you were a boy to start with you're a boy now, and the same for girls. The important thing is, you're all back to normal ( Read more... )

((What, you didn't know you had a Receiver Phone, Mr. Kyle Hyde? You totally do.))

Mr. Kyle, this is Apple Kid!

Remember me? I'm the genius inventor who made those donuts!

Anyway, I'd like to report something missing for the Lost and Found.

I can't find my unmentionable parts.

Okay, if you find them, please tell me!

((Through a great deal of SCIENTIFIC INQUIRY (his mouse watches F-zero races on TV) Apple Kid found out that Goroh drives really fast cars that fly. And also he teaches driver's ed.))

::Sitting outside of Goroh's apartment is what looks to be an old Vespa. Something that was probably sitting around in a back lot of a junk dealer in Final ( Read more... )

So a long time ago Paula told me that I should make presents for people because it's MORE PERSONAL. So I've been inventing lots of stuff to give to people in my spare time! I'm really excited, this is about the best stuff ever.

::Apple Kid spends his time trying to give these things to people in person if at all possible, if not possible he ( Read more... )

I don't understand these funny plant things that are hanging on the ceiling and everybody is kissing or being punched ( Read more... )