( Apple Kid has the best nightmares. )

Okay so I am going on hiatus for Quite Some Time in a week, but when I get back I'd like to try and run the SBG D&D campaign ( Read more... )

So the other day Jeff and I got a baby in Sex Ed! He looks a lot like Jeff, he has yellow hair and freckles ( Read more... )

::Apple Kid has no idea what student council does or why anyone thinks he should run for it. As such he hasn't done much for it. With one exception - mysteriously, in the night, hamburgers start showing up in odd places - trashcans, the shower, your bag of cool ranch doritos (tm), on your computer chair, the sock drawer, etc, etc. The hamburgers ( Read more... )

Everybody else is talking about their mothers, so I guess I should talk about mine, too ( Read more... )

::RING RING RING::

::RING RING RING::

Hello, Mr. Kyle, it's me! Apple Kid!

I haven't called you in a long time, so I thought I'd call you!

Orange Kid, did you put pieces of banana on my side of the room? I don't remember eating a banana today but for some reason there's pieces of banana in my bed.

Louie, I talked with Mr. Olimar, and he said that the two of you are from another planet! Wow, I've only met like... um... how many Mr. Saturns are there? A couple dozen other people from another planet before ( Read more... )

After the war, everything's been a lot more regular, sort of! We still don't have any classes, but at least I'm not getting kidnapped anymore ( Read more... )

::A message comes pouring out of every single headset. But beyond that, it comes pouring out of every single radio, television, computer with a wireless card, cellular telephone, special Apple Kid Brand Receiver Phone (tm), and generally anything that can pick up any sort of broadcast signal (hello codecs). You're witnessing an Emergency Apple Kid ( Read more... )