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[notsohorrible]

Okay, so, if someone could please direct me to this city's Evil League of Evil base? I have no idea where I am and Bad Horse is expecting me. I'm a card carrying member, so you should also be afraid of me and stuff.

...Did I get really drunk last night?

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[monochrome_mind]

...Why would you be interested in seeking out the City's evil groups? Just curious, that's all.

In regards to your alcohol question, I don't have an answer sadly.

[notsohorrible]

Because I'm supposed to be at a League meeting tonight. If I don't go, Bad Horse will surely make me his mare!

[monochrome_mind]

...Bad Horse?

Ah, I think it's best that I explain things. You are no longer in your world anymore, as the people who run this City have decided to bring you here. The chances of finding what you seek are very slim, since nothing is normal around here.

[princess_crow]

Oh...I don't know. Maybe that is located next to the Obvious Headquarters of the Unsubtly Alliance.

[notsohorrible]

I have never heard of them, but with such a long name they must be important!

[princess_crow]

.......

Maybe because they were subtle.

[consecrat]

Your command is harder to obey than it might seem.

[captainshort]

That sounds really redundant.

[warconductor]

I couldn't say mein herr.

But if you claim to be a card carrying member, we simply must believe you, mustn't we?

[notsohorrible]

I have my card to prove it - the picture is...really bad, but it's just a card.

I also have a copy of my PhD.

[warconductor]

Might I see it? It's certainly easy to claim you have such a card.