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[notsaul]

[HEY GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS! It's the first night of Hanukkah, and if you are Annie's friend, a friend of Annie's friend, or happen to have breasts, you have been invited over Annie's house for the celebration! And by invited, I definitely mean forced. Perhaps bodily dragged.

A. There is a really hideous-looking plastic menorah on a table next to the

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B

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart gives a swagger as he lays down the plate of super awesome Leviathan family latkes. They look like potato pancakes... but how do they taste...?]

Go on and have a bite, you'll not regret it!

[notsaul]

I'm going to regret this.

[OH WELL SHE'S JUST GONNA WASH HER MOUTH OUT WITH BOOZE ANYWAY SO

she'll eat one]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

You'll only regret it if you don't eat one!

And if you don't like it, you're pure evil.

[notsaul]

This tastes like ass.

Why would you put ass in a latke.

B

[guitarslaying]

[She doesn't know about anyone else but hey Haruko will dig right into that squid, thank you very much. She doesn't give a damn how it tastes or how well "cooked" it was, she's eating it.]

So how'd you get the squid, kid?

[notsaul]

What squid.

[guitarslaying]

Huh. So what's the deep fried monstrosity in the middle, then?

[notsaul]

Hm? Oh, yeah, fucking Jaws over there made some latkes or something; I personally apologize for them.

B

[forever_cheery]

[Staring... at... squid...]

Wh... What is that?

[notsaul]

I'm, like, pretty sure they're hockey pucks or something. [clearly referring to the latkes...]

[forever_cheery]

No, I... What? I meant this thing! [Points at the squid, looking confused and mildly horrified.]

[notsaul]

I have absolutely no fucking idea what you're talking about.

a.

[spiraldoll]

Is this a menorah?

[[sup? have a really excited looking nia.]]

[notsaul]

Yeah! Isn't it fucking sweet? [no it isn't it's horrible nia run away]

[spiraldoll]

It is! [[she looks at it closely.]] I like it! I was very excited to see it.

[notsaul]

It's not a really cool one, like a lot of families have and shit? But, my brother bought this one. So that makes it the coolest fucking thing.

D

[techno_mancer]

[Quinn's going to wait till Annie is in between shots to approach.]

Whoa there, kiddo. I don't think this is the best idea.

Re: D

[notsaul]

Your mother isn't the best idea. [WHOOPS SHOT THE NEIGHBORS' WINDOW]

[techno_mancer]

[He winces at the shot.] Very clever.Now how 'bout ya put that thing down before ya end up shootin' somethin' ya shouldn't.

[notsaul]

I'll eat whatever I kill, okay? [YEAH THAT LAST SOUND WAS DEFINITELY A CAT]