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[notsaul]

[Well. That sucked.

After such a horrific experience, Annie sure is glad for her last regain!

Family will find her on the living room couch surrounded by a cloud of smoke, a crudely-wrapped cigarette in her hand and a plastic bag of some green plant by her side. It does not smell like tobacco. At all.

Later on, she will be making a phone call. Because

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[spiraldoll]

It is alright if you cry, though! [[she sounds a little teary eyed too, but also very happy. one reason for that happiness is that she has the phone again. the phone is nice, most of the time. she loves the phone.]]

What happened... It was very scary. I cried a little as well!

[notsaul]

Crying is for fucking losers! [which is why she is crying yes]

[spiraldoll]

It is not! It simply shows your emotions, and there is nothing bad about that.

[[back to her perky, optimistic self. the world is right once again. as right as it can be in mayfield, at least...]]

[notsaul]

Emotions are for people who can't break fucking concrete with their bare hands!

... I don't fucking know, man. Why is shit always so... stupid...

[guitarslaying]

You ever fry nutterbutters?

Fucking delicious.

[notsaul]

No, it's usually, like, dough and shit? It's fucking traditional. But you know what? Fuck it. That sounds delicious. Let's just fry everything.

[guitarslaying]

Fuck yes. You can't have a holiday without frying every fucking thing you can fit in your mouth, far as I'm concerned.

I'm disappointed there was no mention of liquor in this broadcast though. So, like, can you not drink alcohol, or what?

[notsaul]

Duh, there'll be booze and shit! That just, like, goes without fucking saying. There's, like, wine involved and shit? But there's no rules against drinking whatever, really. [no there probably are...]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Hell yeah!

Hannukah is gonna be the fucking shit this year!

Especially with my secret recipe latkes.

[notsaul]

These things better be, like, a fucking orgasm in my mouth, or I'll fucking beat your lying ass.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

You just wait! And like you could...

By the way, what're you up to now?

[notsaul]

Smoking until I forget where the fuck I am.

It's not working.

[ra_ra_razputin]

So, I know Hanukkah lasts for eight days, but do you get presents every day, too? Or does that only happen in the middle or at the end?

[Raz has his priorities. It's then that he notices something.] ...Are you crying for real?

[notsaul]

Yeah, every day! So you better get me some real good shit for all of them.

... No. [best liar]

[ra_ra_razputin]

Presents. Every day. For eight whole days.

[Whoa. That's like... a whole week, plus a day.] That makes Christmas look kinda puny in comparison.

If you aren't crying then why do you keep sniffling?

[notsaul]

Hannukah beats Christmas' punk-ass every day of the fucking week, that's what it does! It's the superior winter holiday, and don't you fucking forget it.

... Allergies.

[techno_mancer]

I am willing to help make a badass Hanukkah. Say the word and I'll do whatever ya need.

...You holdin' up okay?

[notsaul]

You're a good fake dad, man. Really fucking aces and shit.

Yeah I'm totally fucking fine why wouldn't I be.

[techno_mancer]

Hey, I do what I can.

Cuz sometimes it's hard to tell with you whether ya are or not, that's why. And I don't know about you, but... Hell, it ain't easy to admit, but this weekend was pretty much the shittiest thing they did yet. It was ugly.

[notsaul]

... Yeah. Really ugly. [her voice didn't crack at all these old phones just suck okay]