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notsaul

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Nov 11, 2011 00:04

[Flowers. Everybody likes flowers, right? Only a heartless monster wouldn't!

WELL

Annie resents flowers, all flowers, for reasons she does not care to go into for too many people know already THANKS DAN thank you very much. But, as Mayfield's national pastimes include baseball and irony, she is currently working in the very aptly-named local flower ( Read more... )

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bullsit November 11 2011, 05:10:54 UTC

Uh, well okay, if you say so.

notsaul November 11 2011, 05:14:01 UTC

I do say so!

Who the fuck are you. [this is how she greets people]

bullsit November 11 2011, 05:19:36 UTC

I wasn't, um, arguing, with that point.

[He's kind of used to be cursed at, it barely phases him anymore.]

Uh, I'm Tavros, hi?

notsaul November 11 2011, 05:28:58 UTC

Good, 'cause my point is the right point. Flowers are totally bullshit.

Your name's fucking weird. [He's used to being bullied too right.] Mine's Annie.

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sturmbahnfurher November 11 2011, 05:33:10 UTC

[Hey look Annie it's your awesome not!husband. At least he isn't wearing his Nazi regalia or assholish police uniform, this time instead opting for the white suit and trenchcoat he got back as his last regain.

He'll be taking a rose, and single rose, and bringing it up to the counter.]

I'd like to buy this, miss.

notsaul November 11 2011, 05:50:15 UTC

Why the fuck would you need that.

[lookin so classy up to her elbows in potting soil making absolutely no pretense that she's even going to consider helping him]

sturmbahnfurher November 11 2011, 05:55:32 UTC

Does anyone ever need flowers?

I simply wish to have it.

notsaul November 11 2011, 06:03:24 UTC

Nobody ever just buys flowers for no reason! Especially roses! That's just fucking stupid.

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jaws5sonofjaws November 11 2011, 06:06:08 UTC

[Mart was just walking through town when he noticed Annie in the flower shop. Not expecting her to work there.]

So, you're working here now?

Being an adult sucks.

notsaul November 11 2011, 06:10:19 UTC

It does. Enjoy being a kid while it lasts, man... [because turning 18 is the end of life]

jaws5sonofjaws November 11 2011, 06:11:50 UTC

Aw shit, I don't think I got much time left...

I turn 18 in the summer...

notsaul November 11 2011, 06:16:42 UTC

... Hahaha! Soon you'll be just as fucked as me! Fuck yeah!

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freedomofwomen November 11 2011, 13:16:10 UTC

[ Just out in the flower shop, and.. well, that employee sounds pretty grumpy, huh? No matter that though, Eva still has her usual tiny smile bordering on a smirk on a face. ]

My, sounds like you didn't get the ideal job opportunity.

notsaul November 13 2011, 04:59:23 UTC

Imagine getting the worst possible job you could ever get ever in the history of life.

That's my fucking life right now.

freedomofwomen November 13 2011, 16:58:35 UTC

It's still not quite as bad as having to sit at home all day and being treated as a housewife by the local drone population. The chauvinism here is absolutely horrid.

notsaul November 14 2011, 00:43:36 UTC

[she doesn't know what that word means...] I know, right? Like all the girls here couldn't do, like, all the shit the guys do, but a million times better.

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motheringnation November 11 2011, 18:59:37 UTC

[Tidying up some sunflowers.]

Don't be so negative. There's nothing wrong with flowers.

notsaul November 13 2011, 05:01:23 UTC

There are so many things wrong with flowers I can't even begin to count them.

[HUFFS and sulks behind the counter] You wouldn't get it, dude.

motheringnation November 20 2011, 00:44:38 UTC

Why wouldn't I?