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notsaul

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Jun 19, 2011 11:19

[Good Lord, what is that smell?

Did you know you can burn scrambled eggs? It's very much possible, and Annie, who has never cooked anything more complicated than Hot Pockets, has invariably fucked this whole "cook breakfast for the family thing" up. However, since she also has invariably fucked up taste buds, she's still cooking.

She will also be ( Read more... )

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jaws5sonofjaws June 19 2011, 15:23:36 UTC

[Mart is going through the grocery store with a large cart of junk food and meat by products. Then he sees Annie.]

Oh....

You again.

notsaul June 19 2011, 15:27:23 UTC

Hey! What's up? [ironic thing?

she would probably act like this even if there wasn't shit going down because gosh it's not like beating a person up and threatening them means they won't be your friend for some strange reason!]

jaws5sonofjaws June 19 2011, 15:30:15 UTC

Just buying some stuff for lunch... and dinner... and a midnight snack.

And don't you even think about ripping my teeth out to make a necklace like you were saying last time.

notsaul June 19 2011, 15:33:04 UTC

Why would I do something mean like that?

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techno_mancer June 19 2011, 15:27:59 UTC

[Quinn comes walking into the kitchen from the garage, and stops. Dear god in heaven what is that smell.]

Annie? Are you...cooking?

notsaul June 19 2011, 15:32:17 UTC

Yeah! Happy Father's Day, Pops! [are the eggs trying to leave the frying pan on little eggy legs

no, that's just a trick of the light... probably]

techno_mancer June 19 2011, 20:37:58 UTC

Yeah, thanks kiddo. Do you, uh, need help or anythin'?

notsaul June 20 2011, 01:30:29 UTC

No way, I got this! [pretty sure it's grown a pseudopod]

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at zee store tender_crook June 19 2011, 18:05:57 UTC

Did I miss a home ec assignment, or have you decided to poison us all?

[guess who's in a bitch mood today
here's a hint they're extremely attached to their clueless but well-meaning real dad and have now imprinted on a clueless but terrifying 23 year old
answer: it is kurt]

notsaul June 20 2011, 01:34:04 UTC

It's Father's Day, silly! I'm getting stuff for dinner!

tender_crook June 20 2011, 01:46:19 UTC

I wouldn't have pegged you as the type. What are you planning?

notsaul June 20 2011, 02:12:26 UTC

Food. [duh]

ra_ra_razputin June 21 2011, 04:00:40 UTC

[Raz is slightly disappointed that the entire kitchen is not actually on fire when he gets there.]

What happened in here?

notsaul June 23 2011, 05:03:50 UTC

Hey, little bro! Want some breakfast?

[the eggs wave at him possibly]