011 ⚸ forward-dated to after Port West

[notsaul]

[There's really only one thing for a semi-immortal to fear, really. And that's death.

Now that Annie has experienced death for the first time, she's slightly surprised by how little it appears to have affected her. She's back, isn't she? She's lying in her bed and walking to the bathroom and staring at the mirror. She's alive. There's nothing to

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[jaws5sonofjaws]

You didn't kill me, but you did bash me over the head with a sock full of coinage.

That hurt like a motherfucker.

Adn you get a car for murder?

That shit aint fair!

[notsaul]

It's a sweet-ass red Corvette, too. And it has a vanity plate with my name on it. [U MAD BRO]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Pffft.

Whatever.

I got my kick-ass demi-god shark teeth back.

So don't you even think of trying to whack me upside the head again.

[notsaul]

Whatever, loser! Try to pathetically flirt with me again, and you'll be shitting those fancy fucking teeth of yours.

[sturmbahnfurher]

[Guess who else just got back from death, though he didn't get anything. Not that he's bitter, it was still fun as hell, as far as he was concerned.

Anyway, time to annoy the fuck out of you.]

I don't see why you would consider apologizing at all.

[notsaul]

Well, I'm real fucking sorry that your hideous whale-ass wasn't on one of those pieces of paper, asshole. [SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL]

[sturmbahnfurher]

[Just laughter.]

I'm honored to know I rank so highly on the people you want to kill here.

As utterly meaningless as you've surely realized it would be here, by now.

[notsaul]

It'll make me happy, and that's all that really matters.

[supersizedpower]

...

You were my target, just so you know.

[Someone doesn't really sound impressed with you right now.]

[notsaul]

... Sorry for calling you a fucking idiot. Like, legitimately sorry.

[because that's obviously the only qualm he could have here]

[supersizedpower]

Who'd you kill?

[notsaul]

Don't remember. Some people.

[chosenreplica]

You're wrong.

[notsaul]

... No, dude, I can see the car out the window. It has my name on the license plate.

[chosenreplica]

I don't care if it's really there. Not caring about the people's names of who you killed! Being happy to be rewarded for it! You're wrong.

[notsaul]

Oh come on, their names were, like, really fucking hard to pronounce anyway, I think! Lots of vowels and shit!

[notsaul]

[OPENING THE DOOR]

Hey, girl, what's up?

[notsaul]

[WHAP

ow

that probably hurt or something]

The fuck was that for?!