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[selfdeprecator]

Did...oh, crap.

Did anyone else get kidnapped by an angel? Or did I just luck out?

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[falserobe]

Kidnapped by an angel?

[gotitinwriting]

Could be worse.

[falserobe]

Like being chomped on by a demon wolf.

[gotitinwriting]

Or having a sixty eight year old roommate who only wears a thong around the house.

1/2

[contractdarling]

An Angel? Oh you poor dear, Angels are so...

2/2

[contractdarling]

...stiff.

[selfdeprecator]

I...don't know. I think this one's kind of bendy. I mean, he fit in my bathtub, and my bathtub was made for little people. You know. Midgets.

[contractdarling]

Midgets? How delightfully risque of you. I imagine you throw quite the dinner party.

[gotitinwriting]

I have a necromancer, leprechaun, succubus, and an accountant all just sort of...living in my efficiency apartment at the moment. They don't pay rent, the necromancer inhales my donuts, and the succubus keeps critiquing my underwear on laundry day.

Wanna trade?

[selfdeprecator]

[a wistful sigh] I would kill for a doughnut right now...

Do you have a hole in your ceiling? I'll trade you if you don't have a hole in your ceiling.

[gotitinwriting]

Don't say that. The Necromancing donut theif may take you seriously.

It's only a matter of time. Frankie's been getting restless and wanting a sunroof so he can eat.

[selfdeprecator]

[a thoughtful pause] Will it get me a doughnut?

I'm pretty sure delivery doesn't really. Work like that. At least I really hope not because I don't want to be climbing on people's roofs to get their foor to them when there's a door right there. McDonalds and KFC don't deliver, right?

[stupidest_angle]

Angels do not kidnap.

[selfdeprecator]

Tell that to Michael.