Oh lawd.

[retentionwizard]

[after this thread, ani looks FUCKING TERRIFIED]

U-um...Miss Catty...you know how....

How, statistically speaking...

Um. How. How condoms only work 97% of the time and the other three they...they [he swallows painfully] fail?

Comments

[surviveddestiny]

You knocked up Lily, didn't you? [brb, crying forever]

[retentionwizard]

Wha-

I-

What?

[surviveddestiny]

I didn't think that you two would... Think of kids so early, but... Oh god, please tell me you knocked her up.

[retentionwizard]

[just this face. he is actually speechless and doing that nerdy fopsweat thing he does when he's nervous]

[pewpewprincess]

[just the sound of someone repeatedly slamming their head into a desk]

[retentionwizard]

...did I explain it wrong?

[pewpewprincess]

You shouldn't be explaining anything at all. Rowan messed up, Rowan's the one who gets to explain it. Don't let him talk you into fighting his battles for him.

[retentionwizard]

I'm not fighting anything?

[notyetwilted]

You know Anakin, I think a women who's been married for over 20 years is already aware of that fact.

[retentionwizard]

I..I just thought. You should. Both know.

Just i-in case...

[notyetwilted]

Well, we already both know that but thanks for the reminder. I'm just mildly curious as to why you're bringing it up.

[retentionwizard]

Um.

Uh.

I'm.

I'm going to go do. Meditation now.

[floralgoddess]

Why are you doing this?

[retentionwizard]

Rowan said I should?

[floralgoddess]

When has Rowan ever had a good idea in his life, Anakin?

[retentionwizard]

This is just a, um, a bad situation for him. I don't think-

/just a little amused

[chairismine]

What are you really trying to say?

/PANICKING

[retentionwizard]

I didn't get Lily pregnant!!

/daaaw

[chairismine]

Alright. That's good, isn't it?

/:C

[retentionwizard]

I-

[sigh]

She's not talking to me now.