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[magicimmune]

Mom....Dad....Lily?

So..uhhhmmmm.....

I did something stupid.

Oh, and I crashed the car.

[About 18ish, give or take. Also feel free to have anyone jump in. Like hell he knows how to perform a magical lock on these. Kid's a Squib.]

Comments

[pewpewprincess]

Uuuuuuumumumumumum.

[magicimmune]

Maaaaandyyy. Help!

[pewpewprincess]

What can I do you for, little one?

[magicimmune]

Help point out that red writing on the box that says condoms only work 97 percent of the time to my parents?

[floralgoddess]

What else could you have possibly done?

[magicimmune]

welllllllllll.......

[floralgoddess]

Spit it out.

[magicimmune]

Well I was skipping class to go meet this chick I met in Literature so we start doing it and...uhmmmm

[retentionwizard]

Are you hurt?

[magicimmune]

No but I'm going to die. D:

[retentionwizard]

Did you not wear your seatbelt?!

[magicimmune]

MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO MURDER ME!

Well maybe not my dad but MY MOM WILL HAVE NO TROUBLE DOING IT HERSELF.

[dadslilqueen]

Firstly, are you alright?

[magicimmune]

That doesn't matter! I'm gonna die a painful death at the hands of my own parents!

[dadslilqueen]

Calm down and tell me what you're talking about.

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[pewpewprincess]

Please don't agree to let him stay with us. [srs Amanda is srs for once :O]

[dragon_cats]

Somebody's in trooooouuuubleeeeeeeeeeee.

[magicimmune]

SHUT UP!!! I KNOW ALREADY!!

[dragon_cats]

[laughter] You're so dead!

[magicimmune]

I KNOW THAT ALREADY TOO!