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[notbamf]

In what is quickly becoming a central theme to my life, I had a date set for tonight after work, and it was canceled. Except that it was canceled, like, 3 minutes before it was supposed to be happening. And I was so very annoyed that I am strongly considering to the store and buying myself presents because I think I'm awesome enough to deserve

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[mercymydarling]

Olive Garden salad is almost as good as Olive Garden breadsticks.

I would offer to play YGO with you but I completely forget how. That is somehow your fault, btw.

P.S. No ex-heroin addict has ever in the history of the world bought heroin just because. When an ex-heroin addict buys heroin, he turns into a current heroin addict in, like, seconds. Much like the Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk. SHUT UP. (That "shut up" was directed at me, btw. I am annoying myself superhard tonight.)

[notbamf]

The salad and breadsticks are about equal.

I dunno why YOU'D like the salad. I'm sure you don't get the awesome house dressing, ranch sucka.

[mercymydarling]

I actually DO get the awesome house dressing, kthx, which doesn't make ranch any less amazing. One day I am going to forcefeed you ranch and it's going to be so awesome (for me, and clearly, by "awesome" I meant "entertaining").