{blog} Cruelest of Fates

[not_whales]

[Locked from Yao and Lucy-Marie]

Lucy-Marie... my Lucy... is back from Seychelles. It's been months since I've seen her, and I can't deny how much I've missed her smile and her... laugh, oh that laugh of hers...!

But Yao... my dearest Yao.

I find myself standing here with a heart torn right down the middle.

Where does Arthur keep the Scotch.

Comments

[queenlymacbeth]

Congratulation on finding something to love that isn't poor Reginald

Have you tried his bookcase?

[not_whales]

Reginald can never be replaced.

Oh, fancy that. I found it. Thank you Rory.

[pride_of_kiwi]

Oh Bru. Y'just gotta stick it together- stick it together with the tape of love~ Been watching too much Flight of the Concords again it seems...

What I mean to say here is- sit down and give your heart a good long listen. Can't really tell ya what t'do but... Just be careful, eh. And even if it doesn't work out- why, you're still a young, handsome bloke.

[not_whales]

Stick it together with.... what-?

I appreciate your compliments, but I'm not sure what to do about it right now. I will take your advice and listen hard to my heart though...

[moe_moe_desu]

So you are Yao's new... item.

I think you are better off with the girl.

[not_whales]

Pardon? "Item"? And what business does he have with you that makes it so wrong for us to date?

[moe_moe_desu]

Yao is an... old friend of mine.

He does not have the most savory tastes in his choice of partners, but you seem much more straight-laced than the rest so I decided to offer some advice.

[not_whales]

I consider myself to be very savory, thank you.

And what advice would this be?