{Blog} How much tea did I drink last night?

[not_whales]

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND THERE WAS A CHILD IN MY KITCHEN.

AND NOT JUST A CHILD, BUT IT LOOKED LIKE ARTHUR.

HE THREW SOMETHING AT MY HEAD AND RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE.

I-if anyone sees him, please contact me!

EDIT: Found him in the woods. He's home now.

Comments

I WANT LUDWIG TO CALL THE POLICE. WHERE'S DATELINE? DEWI KIDNAPS AND BADTOUCHES LIL BOYS.

[mein_einsamkeit]

... you're a terrible man.

TAKE TWO, NOW WITH MORE BRITISH VOCABULARY

[not_whales]

...d-don't look at me like that or at least if the look I think you're giving the monitor is the one you indeed are giving me, I haven't the foggiest what's going on!

[mein_einsamkeit]

So an unknown child didn't just escape from your house?

[not_whales]

It is not an unknown child; I believe it to be my little brother.

Strikes are totally deleted.

[binilao_aru]

Wait a minute, Arthur-

Is everything alright?

Poor Yao still doesn't know he's dating his ex's half-brother :D

[not_whales]

Y-yes, of course, I just happened to wake up this morning to find that my half-brother had discovered the fountain of youth.

Plot devices, ftw~ And is our thread complete~?

[binilao_aru]

Half-brother?!

I-I see. Do you need help finding him?

I think so. Unless you'd like to add something, because Yao hasn't mentioned his name yet.

[not_whales]

That would be much appreciated.

[remylee]

Wait... what?

[not_whales]

I haven't the foggiest.

[remylee]

He didn't say anything? Just randomly showed up and then ran off?

.... How old did the kid look?
And.... how long ago was it that our collective father....... nevermind

[not_whales]

Remy, please. I knew Arthur as a child. I can say without a doubt that that was him.

He threw something at my head and ran out of the house in tears.

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[longlivesealand]

Are you sure it was tea you drank?

[not_whales]

I certainly hope it is.

[pride_of_kiwi]

Get off the grass.

[not_whales]

Pardon? I'm currently sitting in my kitchen. I am nowhere near greenery.

[pride_of_kiwi]

Ahahaha, maybe I shoulda' wished for a more coherent vernacular... Nah, mate, what that means is- hmm, whatzit...- 'you're pullin' my leg'. Something like that.

I mean, really, Arthur a sprog again?

[not_whales]

I think so, but... this isn't the strangest thing that's happened to me this week.