White Collar vid: Neal & Peter Humor
Title: Neal & Peter Humor (too many songs to list them all)
Genre: gen, friendship, humor
Characters: mainly Neal & Peter
Clips: used through 5x08 (? not entirely sure; wouldn't consider it hugely spoilery because it's all in a humor context, but I think there's no clips after 5x08 in there)
Length: 6:46
Summary: Humor vid featuring stalker!Peter and cat(burglar) aka kitty!Neal; and containing their constant invasion of each other's personal space, non-verbal communication cues, and much more...
Notes: And yet another humor vid to balance out all of my h/c vids. I hope some of you guys have a similar sense of humor as me.
Any kind of comment would make my day and anonymous comments are also enabled, as always. Pw is WhiteCollar and please don't embed this vid elsewhere. Lyrics/voiceovers are under the embedded vid.
[Lyrics/Voiceovers] Lyrics/Voiceovers
Mozzie: Neal!
Jones: Peter!
Neal: Moz!
Peter: Jones!
Neal: You following me?
Peter: Oh, I don't need to follow you. You're wearing a tracking anklet.
Neal: Uh-huh.
I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-paparazzi (Yah-ha)
Baby, there's no other superstar
(Peter: Neal, what are you doing?)
You know that I'll be
Your papa-paparazzi (Yah-ha)
Neal: You're gonna think I'm crazy.
Peter: That's never stopped you before.
Neal: We throw a party.
Peter: Is it your birthday?
Neal: No.
Peter: Then you're crazy.
The party don't start 'til I walk in
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Neal: I tried to get you to go to France.
Peter: No, you fled to France.
Neal: Nitpicking.
'Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
Peter: You look like a cartoon.
Guard: Stop thief!
Guard: You won't get away so easy!
Aladdin: You think that was easy?!
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
Peter: Even now you kind of expect it to crack open, don't you?
Neal: I really don't.
Peter: Yeah, well, he's always smiling at you right when things go backwards.
And that's why I smile
It's been a while
Since every day and everything has
Neal: Nothing stupid.
Felt this right
And now you turn it all around
And suddenly...
I'm feeling super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're, don't you think I look cute in this hat?
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
Neal: Pirate!
Peter: Thank you for your time Mr … Armstrong. - Uh, Neal.
Sometimes you wanna go
Neal: Hi, I'm Nick. Nick Halden.
Where everybody knows your name
Man: Mr Donnelly, what a surprise.
Peter: You said friend, not alias.
Neal: I consider them my friends.
And they're always glad you came
Peter: Neal, it's late … Sure, come on in.
You wanna go where people know
Collins: You may know this man as James Maine.
People are all the same
Neal: Bonds.
Neal & Peter: James Bonds.
Peter: Yes.
You want to go where everybody knows your name
Mozzie: You may have heard of him. Nick Halden. George Devore. Neal Armstrong.
Neal: Shaken, not stirred?
Peter: Oh, see, I knew it was a mistake telling you.
It's time to try defying gravity
I think I'll try defying gravity
Peter: Pick that for me.
Neal: Don't we need a warrant?
Peter: Oh, look at you - law-abiding citizen all of a sudden.
Back door cracked
We don't need a key
We get in for free
No V.I.P. sleaze
Peter: Still have your lockpick set?
Neal: Always.
This place's about to blow-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Neal: Did Hogwarts book a field trip?
Fred & George: Wicked!
Peter: Ten points for Gryffindor.
Mozzie: You stole the painting?!
Oops! I did it again
Peter: Dammit, Neal!
Got lost in the game
Peter: But no shenanigans!
Ohhhhhh
Oops! I did it again
Peter: Dammit, Neal!
What are those?
What are these?
These are my sexy shades
These are my sexy shades
All by myself
Don't wanna be all by myself
Peter: I'm the king of the world!
I got this little kitty about two months back
He was the nicest little kitty now a pain in my crack
This little kitty is ninja always stalking my feet
This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean
I could give this cat a toy but he’d rather have the wrapper
When I always give him water but he still drinks from the crapper
You could lock him in a closet and he just won’t care
Kitty chews on my shoes and he licks on my hair
He is so full of energy and easily amused
Kitty will attack anything that moves
How could I let this little creature inside my home
I got to keep an eye on him when I’m on the phone
Look at him now, I kind of feel bad
He’s the best little cat that I’ve had
And the one big thing I forgot to mention was that he wasn’t fighting
He just wanted attention
El: I saw that look.
Peter: What look?
Neal: What are you talking about?
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Peter: Peter Burke.
Alex: How do you two know each other?
We don't have to say a word
Peter: I'm an FBI agent.
Diana: You wanna help, pull up a chair.
Without words, we understand
Peter: Yes. Yes, sure. Yeah, we will.
Peter: This is not a wink and a nod. No!
Neal: I hear ya.
Peter: I don't think you do.
Neal: What?!
We don't have to say a word
Without words, we understand
Je suis toi, tu es moi
Genre: gen, friendship, humor
Characters: mainly Neal & Peter
Clips: used through 5x08 (? not entirely sure; wouldn't consider it hugely spoilery because it's all in a humor context, but I think there's no clips after 5x08 in there)
Length: 6:46
Summary: Humor vid featuring stalker!Peter and cat(burglar) aka kitty!Neal; and containing their constant invasion of each other's personal space, non-verbal communication cues, and much more...
Notes: And yet another humor vid to balance out all of my h/c vids. I hope some of you guys have a similar sense of humor as me.
Any kind of comment would make my day and anonymous comments are also enabled, as always. Pw is WhiteCollar and please don't embed this vid elsewhere. Lyrics/voiceovers are under the embedded vid.
[Lyrics/Voiceovers] Lyrics/Voiceovers
Mozzie: Neal!
Jones: Peter!
Neal: Moz!
Peter: Jones!
Neal: You following me?
Peter: Oh, I don't need to follow you. You're wearing a tracking anklet.
Neal: Uh-huh.
I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-paparazzi (Yah-ha)
Baby, there's no other superstar
(Peter: Neal, what are you doing?)
You know that I'll be
Your papa-paparazzi (Yah-ha)
Neal: You're gonna think I'm crazy.
Peter: That's never stopped you before.
Neal: We throw a party.
Peter: Is it your birthday?
Neal: No.
Peter: Then you're crazy.
The party don't start 'til I walk in
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Neal: I tried to get you to go to France.
Peter: No, you fled to France.
Neal: Nitpicking.
'Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
Peter: You look like a cartoon.
Guard: Stop thief!
Guard: You won't get away so easy!
Aladdin: You think that was easy?!
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
Peter: Even now you kind of expect it to crack open, don't you?
Neal: I really don't.
Peter: Yeah, well, he's always smiling at you right when things go backwards.
And that's why I smile
It's been a while
Since every day and everything has
Neal: Nothing stupid.
Felt this right
And now you turn it all around
And suddenly...
I'm feeling super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're, don't you think I look cute in this hat?
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
Neal: Pirate!
Peter: Thank you for your time Mr … Armstrong. - Uh, Neal.
Sometimes you wanna go
Neal: Hi, I'm Nick. Nick Halden.
Where everybody knows your name
Man: Mr Donnelly, what a surprise.
Peter: You said friend, not alias.
Neal: I consider them my friends.
And they're always glad you came
Peter: Neal, it's late … Sure, come on in.
You wanna go where people know
Collins: You may know this man as James Maine.
People are all the same
Neal: Bonds.
Neal & Peter: James Bonds.
Peter: Yes.
You want to go where everybody knows your name
Mozzie: You may have heard of him. Nick Halden. George Devore. Neal Armstrong.
Neal: Shaken, not stirred?
Peter: Oh, see, I knew it was a mistake telling you.
It's time to try defying gravity
I think I'll try defying gravity
Peter: Pick that for me.
Neal: Don't we need a warrant?
Peter: Oh, look at you - law-abiding citizen all of a sudden.
Back door cracked
We don't need a key
We get in for free
No V.I.P. sleaze
Peter: Still have your lockpick set?
Neal: Always.
This place's about to blow-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Neal: Did Hogwarts book a field trip?
Fred & George: Wicked!
Peter: Ten points for Gryffindor.
Mozzie: You stole the painting?!
Oops! I did it again
Peter: Dammit, Neal!
Got lost in the game
Peter: But no shenanigans!
Ohhhhhh
Oops! I did it again
Peter: Dammit, Neal!
What are those?
What are these?
These are my sexy shades
These are my sexy shades
All by myself
Don't wanna be all by myself
Peter: I'm the king of the world!
I got this little kitty about two months back
He was the nicest little kitty now a pain in my crack
This little kitty is ninja always stalking my feet
This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean
I could give this cat a toy but he’d rather have the wrapper
When I always give him water but he still drinks from the crapper
You could lock him in a closet and he just won’t care
Kitty chews on my shoes and he licks on my hair
He is so full of energy and easily amused
Kitty will attack anything that moves
How could I let this little creature inside my home
I got to keep an eye on him when I’m on the phone
Look at him now, I kind of feel bad
He’s the best little cat that I’ve had
And the one big thing I forgot to mention was that he wasn’t fighting
He just wanted attention
El: I saw that look.
Peter: What look?
Neal: What are you talking about?
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Peter: Peter Burke.
Alex: How do you two know each other?
We don't have to say a word
Peter: I'm an FBI agent.
Diana: You wanna help, pull up a chair.
Without words, we understand
Peter: Yes. Yes, sure. Yeah, we will.
Peter: This is not a wink and a nod. No!
Neal: I hear ya.
Peter: I don't think you do.
Neal: What?!
We don't have to say a word
Without words, we understand
Je suis toi, tu es moi