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[nobodysrookie]

Heya, chumps! Pleasure ta meet all of ya. Boy,  there's a bunch of straaaange faces out here, and this is comin' from a guy who thought he's seen everything! Anyway, my name is Popple, see? So don't you forget it

Comments

[pitticus]

You seem like an interesting person yourself! Though I like adventure, crime just isn't a good thing. I don't think we'll get along too well if you're a criminal.

Popple is the name of Selene's home, isn't it? Still, I hope you get situated okay.

[nobodysrookie]

Ever heard of Robbin Hood? Some goody-two shoes guy that stole from the rich and gave to the poor. The guy was technically a criminal, but was hailed as a hero.

What I'm getting at is, crime isn't always a bad thing, see? We could get along just fine.

[pitticus]

We'll see... I'll give you a chance, Popple. I'm not just going to disregard you before I even know you! Besides, criminals come in different shapes and sizes. I could be getting the wrong idea.

[nobodysrookie]

Yeah, yer just completely misjudging me, see? What makes you think I'm a crook? No real criminal would enroll ina school to finish his education, see? I have honest intentions!

[leadthemalong]

I would be very cautious of what you say and advertise on our school's network. There's no need for anymore problems roaming around so freely.

Welcome to Smash Academy. Please, make yourself at home. Not TOO at home.

I appreciate the level of honesty you expressed...

[nobodysrookie]

What can I say, I'm an honest person. I got nothin' to keep under wraps, see?

And don't mind if I do!

[nobodysrookie]

Don't go hoggin' all the crime to yourself, hear? There's more than enough evil-doin' fer the both of us.

[nobodysrookie]

First the worst!

Who died an' made you king of the castle? I do as I please, ya hear? Ain't no purple furry creature gonna be sticking there nose in none of my business!

[nobodysrookie]

I believe that's what I said, kiddo! Ya haven't lived till you been in my shoes!

[nobodysrookie]

'Little Green Man'?

Ya make it sound like I were an alien or somethin'.

Strong answer! You seem a little green (excuse the pun), but I could fix that right up, see?

[sicklypriest]

Welcome!

You sound like you've been to many places. Are you a traveler by any chance?

[nobodysrookie]

Yeah, I guess the word describes me. In fact, you could that I'm even famous where I come from, heheh.

[sicklypriest]

Famous? That's nice. What are you famous for?

[nobodysrookie]

Givin' all my hard earned cash to charity.

*Popple is struggling to not laugh so hard, then shudders at the idea*