to louisville.

[no_beep_beepxxx]

calling all strapping shirtless sweaty men to help me carry semi heavy things into my awesome new pad.

ok if you don't fit the above criteria and you still want to come help. you're more than welcome to. then i will be gettin drunk

call a bitch.

Comments

[screamobot]

no one wants to help you. your vagina smells like a rusty swingset.

[slagzoo]

rea...really?

[no_beep_beepxxx]

no...thats just the smell that constantly follows doug, wafted up from his chode. he can't distinguish where the smell is coming from so he assumes everything smells like a rusty swingset.
don't let him fool you.

[no_beep_beepxxx]

suck myyyy kiiiisssssss