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PREVIOUSLY: Gunther and Harolda (by sims_addicted) had a baby, Berto. Berto is way too cute for this legacy. Gunther got a few promotions and the house was expanded. Harolda had a few break downs and I love her to bits.
Let's start this update with some suspence.
Go away! Go away, you ridiculous thief, wearing '80 sunglasses in the middle of the night!
He stole the bath tub. I hate him.
Gunther called the police, but, of course, it took it literally hours for the cops to arrive and the robber managed to get away with my tub.
Cop: sir, we did not arrested the thief because we were too busy being late. Have you ever thought about spending a few days in a spa or something? Some skin treatment and maybe waxing your hairy back...
Gunther: ...
Don't you dare pull this annoyed face in my house, you, incompetent cop.
Gunther found out that the best way to deal with a stolen bath tub is minding other people's business. So he started writing gossipy articles about his neighbours.
Aw, Berto. Aww.
Berto, you are already too adorable for this legacy. Please, don't sparkle. It is a little too much for me.
And so Berto became the cutest child ever. He rolled overly emotional.
Artistic | Hates the Outdoors | Overly Emotional
Harolda has been wanting to get a job in the Scientific career track for a while.
Berto: Homeworks are for unimaginative people who like maths. I am an artist.
Oh, Berto, you sound just like me.
Hi, morning sickness.
I never played a coward sim before Harolda. So I had no idea that coward sims are afraid of washing machines. Hehe.
Gunther fought the washing machine as real men do. In his bright red, cheetah underwear.
But he got defeated anyway.
Berto: Dad, pls. I'm studing.
Gunther: my coccyx. I think I broke it.
Anyway, his diagnosis was not right and his coccyx is alright. This allowed Gunther to continue being the promotion beast he is and he got enough money to add another room and more furniture to the house.
Hi, Lucrezio the dead fish.
JSDGJKBNKSDNS. YOU. AND YOUR SUNGLASSES. HERE. AGAIN.
Of course the cops did not arrested him. Of course I bought a burglary alarm. Better late than ever.
Harolda: call an ambulance! My belly is going to explode!
Harolda: no, wait. Everything is al...
Harolda: Gunther, let's get to the hospital!
Gunther: *is having a panick attack*
Berto: *is the worst overly emotional sim I ever had*
Taddeo Bruttoni. The Nose carrier.
Easily Impressed | Brave
Berto: but I am still the cute one, right?
Of course you are...
Berto: I am not sure this is a good thing, right?
Aww. He may not be the most beautiful toddler ever, but I love him anyway.
You are still sexy as ever, Gunther. Just as wine and George Clooney, you get better with time.
Aaaah. The sweet taste of revenge.
Still, I am a little disappointed as this burglar is not the Sunglasses Burglar I learned to hate. Maybe she's his girlfriend. I did not know Riverview had such an high crime rate.
Cop: such a nice, cloudy day to fight crime
Harolda collapsed. But she is fine now.
Berto, are you feeling ignored? Trust me, you aren't. I have a billion pointless pictures of your cute face in my screenshots folder. Don't eat your emotions.
Berto, once again, you are supposed to be overly emotional. I think this means you should at least show some emotion.
Berto: Mum, pls.
Berto: I wish...
Berto: I wish for a washing machine free world!
This is such a magnificent wish. You are a modern day John Lennon, Berto.
Disappointment.
Self confidence.
More disappointment.
Complete adorableness.
Artistic | Hatest the Outdoors | Overly Emotional | Savvy Sculptor
And he got also great traits.
This lovely family meal was interrupted by...
Harolda's birthday!
Harolda: no. *midlife crisis*
Don't worry my dear, I will fix your hair and you will be beautiful as always.
And now, just before I go, have some random Rivervew spammage. Because Riverview is beautiful.
I hope you enjoyed! :D