chicago's fucking freezing

[nineinchescut]

Meeting was decent. Chicago still sucks, but not as much as the 'burgh. If these fuckers aren't halfway intelligent enough to use me for their goddamn teeth whitening packaging, then there's no fucking way I'm doing their floss. Screw this "Well, Mr. Kinney, if we don't go with your agency for the BriteGrin strips, we'll certainly consider you for

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[justinkinney]

You could offer him some floss.

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[nineinchescut]

Did you lock the door today? And set the alarm?

Do not even think of bringing Daphne and her little girlfriends over to go through the toys like last time. They probably knew the ball gag was yours anyway.

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[justinkinney]

No, I left the door open and let the robbers come in, and we shared a beer and I watched as they stole your stuff. It was fun!

What are the bars like there?

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[nineinchescut]

I hope they took your collection of what you call clothes.

I'm about to go experience the bars for myself. Well, they're about to experience me.