Lap "Patron"

[nikitangel]

Okay, new rule.  If you're a guy in his 30s, you can't wear a T-shirt that says, "Boobies Make Me Smile," even on a college campus.  This rule should always apply to everyone, but especially so in this particular situation.  You creep me out, dude.

Comments

[savageseraph]

When you are of an age where that is an appropriate sentiment, you are not old enough to wear it.

When you are old enough, the sentiment is no longer appropriate.

[alleynyc]

Maybe he's proud of his own man-boobs?

[rm_renfield]

Was the "lap" patron subject line deliberate?