Shrimp had some weird eye boogers yesterday. They got worse today. I just gave him a bath and now he's gonna hang out with me on the couch tonight or until he's feeling better. After he's dry I'mma trim his hair and cut his nails. It's a regular fucking salon at my house tonight ( Read more... )

I want to buy an old retired submarine, paint it pink, hoist a Jolly Roger on the conning tower flag pole and start hunting Walmart container ships. Is anyone with me?

Some dick almost hit my Jeep today ( Read more... )

Tonight when I came home from work I found Bandit dead in the goat pen. His leg was caught in the fence and he was wedged between the fence and a water tank. I assume he died of dehydration, stuck with no water in the days heat, panicking ( Read more... )

I wish I took some before pictures so the after pictures were more meaningful.

In January size 38 pants where tight on me, now, 5 months later, size 36 are falling off my ass.

I'm getting fit. Alpha as FUCK.

Fact 1: There are no WMDs in Libya ( Read more... )

This post is really for my own records, but I decided to make it public so if anyone wants to talk vitamins, here I am. Basically this particular regiment is my daily. I take this particular mix to help balance myself from depression, so far I have had great results. I'm feeling great ( Read more... )

A lot of people point a finger at me and call me a Libertarian, I'd like to take a moment to explain a few things. I am not a Libertarian. I do vibe many things about Libertarians, mostly their strong distaste for government, but thats about as far as it goes ( Read more... )

I never got why people would kill themselves ( Read more... )

Dear world,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpn5PsR1tkU

Sincerely,

Me.