So a final crowbarred-in astrological reference for my final post on the uber-controversial Celebrity Big Brother 5. Just don't ask me what it's supposed to mean, I have no idea. The show ended last night with Shilpa winning, as was almost inevitable. Having milked it for all it was worth, Channel 4 have made it disappear entirely from the ( Read more... )

So my astronomical theme for this year's Celebrity Big Brother continues with the tale of something falling crashing to the ground. Technically a meteor would have been more appropriate, but I liked the sound of that title more. Sue me. On Monday when I last posted about this show I said:there's been a nasty undercurrent of racism and bullying ( Read more... )

Nearly a fortnight has gone by since Celebrity Big Brother launched without me posting about it again. There's a very good reason for this. Despite being, in some ways, one of the most eventful BBs in the sense that three people have already walked out, it's also managed to be tedious as hell. The phrase "jumped the shark" gets used in relation to ( Read more... )

I'm going to attempt an astrological theme for Celebrity Big Brother 5. I'm not sure how I'll fare but at least it only runs for a few weeks unlike the summer version. Anyway, the housemates of varying degrees of fame went in last night, so here's my first impression, in the order they went in:

Jermaine Jackson The compulsory "American celeb who ( Read more... )