{-040-} Good day, each of you.

[nichtdeinbff]

What a fantastic day it is today, wouldn't you say? It's getting warmer, which is always a wonderful thing.

How boring, however, as it doesn't seem there's much to do. East Germany, are you available to speak? And has anyone seen Italy, for that matter?

Gilbert, I plan to call home to the Fuhrer today, so if you have any messages for him, let

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[theawesomeme]

Are you feeling alright, West?

[nichtdeinbff]

Do I seem unwell?

[theawesomeme]

Yeah, just a little.

[nichtdeinbff]

Oh, my... perhaps we should call our doctor to come look at me. Though it might take some time, he had to travel out to the camps in Poland's home last week after your last visit, as you recall.

[oftpartitioned]

wait what?

[nichtdeinbff]

...Poland. How did you get out?

[oftpartitioned]

Outta what?

[nichtdeinbff]

Your cell. Naughty, naughty Poland. We've discussed this. I knew I couldn't trust you to be allowed to walk around.

[oftoccupied]

...Germany?

[nichtdeinbff]

Lithuania. Hello. Away from Russia for the day, are you?

[oftoccupied]

From

Sorry, what?

[nichtdeinbff]

Russia. Don't tell me he's gotten tired of you, he has always been quite special with his own.

[hermaidenheart]

Did you hit your head?

[nichtdeinbff]

Hungary, my pet. What are you doing out of your cell? I fear I might have to handle your keepers for not handling you.

[hermaidenheart]

Your...yourwhat? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[nichtdeinbff]

You and Poland both. Well, I'd begun to fear the fight was gone from the both of you.

[orangesister]

The weather's lovely!

But um

Why are you and my brother both acting odd?

[nichtdeinbff]

I see nothing odd.

[orangesister]

You don't? Because the Fuhrer thing and the East Germany thing is a little odd!

The creepy thing is a little odd too.

[nichtdeinbff]

Tsk, tsk, this is that whole... Chernobyl thing, isn't it?