Hwegh

[newt_fawcett]

The mayhem from the two stupidest houses in the school is once again upon us. Not that I'm saying Gryffindors and Slytherins are stupid individually, or that I'm more intelligent than they are simply by virtue of being a Ravenclaw. Though technically Ravenclaw is the most intelligent house in the school as a collective, in the same way Gryffindor

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[newt_dorny]

You sound suspiciously chipper.

Once again, I think the Bat Bogey Hex cropped up from one of those blasted fourth years. I am brought back to my age old question of recent: What is with fourth years?!

Private to Fawcett

[newt_dorny]

Wow, we're a real pair of risk-takers tonight, aren't we? How'll they ever cope with our vocabulary tonight?

Aww, Herbie. Bless.

Alright, fine. Two words: Merton. Graves.

Private to JD

[newt_fawcett]

If it's ever possible to get a "cute vibe," I'll jump off the top of Ravenclaw Tower.

What did he do? Apathy you to death?

Private to Fawcett

[newt_dorny]

Maybe that's what Herbie says when he's trying to hit on a girl. Tell me, has the boy worked out there are such things as girls? Or is he too doped?

Along those lines. What's with his apathy anyway? It's kinda infuriating, don't you think?

Private to JD

[newt_fawcett]

I'm afraid to wonder who he may be interested in. Maybe we should offer him to Verity as a pacifictory sacrifice to ward her off from the rest of us?

If you care enough to be offended. And sorry, I know how irritating it is to use that argument when we're talking about someone who's like that. But there's worse things to worry about from my perspective. At least he's not out encouraging bloodline discord or bullying ITs.

Private to Fawcett

[newt_dorny]

I don't think I'm that concerned about whatever her antics might be.

Yes, I know. It doesn't make me feel any better, though.