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[never_very_good]

[ VOICE ]

Why'd the vampire call a funeral home?

[Pause.]

Ordering take-out.

Why do vampires make shitty company?

[Pause.]

They're a pain in the neck.

What does a vampire missing a fang do?

[Pause.]

Grin and bare it.

Why shouldn't you tell a vampire to get a life?

[Pause.]

He might take yours.

There! Jeez.

[CLICK.]

Comments

[princeserpent]

Why such a fixation on vampires? Besides their obvious comic appeal, of course.

[never_very_good]

'Cause the whole City's a bad joke.

[princeserpent]

I realized that when I saw the network. I wonder if this is some sort of curse? If it is, it's a lot more silly and irrelevant than I expected.

[never_very_good]

Sometimes they are.

How do vampires cross the ocean?

[eiremagic]

[Snort. Snort. Laugh.]

[never_very_good]

Why'd the vampire go to jail?

[eiremagic]

....why?

[never_very_good]

Robbed the blood bank.

Voice

[whattingawhat]

[This gets a giggle snort out of Buffy.]

Nice ones.

Voice

[never_very_good]

What kinda dog did Count Dracula have?

Re: Voice

[whattingawhat]

Blood Hound?

Voice

[never_very_good]

You're good.

What's in Dracula's fruit salad?

[fatespoken]

Why did that guy tell a bad joke?

Because he's Frankie Dalton.

[never_very_good]

Shitty joke even for you. Even for a curse.

[stapletrauma]

[Oh god he really hates being part vampire suddenly-]

Have mercy-

[never_very_good]

Did you hear about the vampire and his wife?

[stapletrauma]

... No.

[never_very_good]

It was love at first bite.