past updates:
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1.02 /
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1.04 2.01 Last time on the Sept Legacy, little baby Iris was born and grew up to be a really scary alien toddler D:. Also Vailot and Indigo grew up into teens, heralding the official start of the second generation! Let's see what ~shenanigans await us now that our heir is a teen and running amok in the Fey Rivers :o.
Iris: I have evolved and can now communicate with you, human carrier, and what I want is baby food secreted from a cow.
Jazz: Milk? You want milk, Iris? Is that what you're saying! OMG Raine come look, Iris learnt her first word!! -freaks out-.
aww. But in all seriousness, Jazz and Raine were pretty good about looking after Iris, and the twins helped out too so she was not left starving on the floor like our heir was on numerous occasions >_>.
don't think too hard there, Jazz, I think you're hurting yourself ._.
Jazz & Vai: We are accomplished young scientists/fans of Rachael Ray.
this is taking stupid myspace pictures to a whole new level. fuck yeah an open fridge, you're so emo Vai.
Vai: These clothes are too preppy to show my inner darkness. I'm off to Hot Topic.
holy shiiit.
Oolong: You look like my missing husband.
D: get outta there, Vai!
Vai: Chyeah, I'm so good looking.
I just couldn't bring myself to dress him in something more vampire-y ._. he can stay vaguely preppy-looking. Whoo purple tie! :D
Jamie: Can I be in the legacy yet?
Vai: Sorry, I don't like dudes. but hi!
Someday, Jamie. Someday.
Vai: Whoo! Hi-5!
I just couldn't bring myself to let the gen 2 spouse be a girl in ugg boots when this is supposed to be the noble, ~classy generation though ._. That high five is going nowhere sexy, sorry kiddo.
Pink ugg boots, too ._. Not a good idea dude. Sorry.
this picture is so cute I almost made it the header for this update *_* I love it so much! Aww they're such adorable siblings :3.
Jazz: I'm out in ~THE FIELD~ now! 8D
I can just imagine you getting up to crazy Indiana Jones adventures with your fellow scientist friend who looks remarkably like Snoop Dogg, Jazz, and it scares me a little ._.
Raine: -struts-
God, both you and Jazz look like you have dangerous jobs now!
Raine: It's ok, this'll be just like a bloody, murderous game of Risk. And I'm good at Risk.
Raine: ...also I'm good at Monopoly.
Well with skills like those, I'm not worried at all.
Jazz: See that, son? I have a good reputation! :D
Indi: Dad, you're blocking the doorwa-
Jazz: Reputation! I have reputation!! :D
Jazz: I have a new friend to go on science adventures with!
Raine: I have a new team to kill people with!
YAAAAYYYY
breakfast buddiesss.
Iris: I obtained my milk! :D
Jazz/Indi: THE HORROR D8
Wait, I thought you had a team Raine! Whatever happened to them?
Raine: Sometimes in a strategic game, you have to make sacrifices.
oh dearrr :|
Raine: ...SHUT UP.
teeheehee :3 and would you believe the bouncer actually survives this bullet to the head? My disbelief is so almost-not suspended right now. I mean it's a bullet to the head, you don't survive that ._. Ah, sims.
Indi: I am innocently doing my homework and most certainly not blocking the stairs so my dad can't put his alien spawn to bed to get revenge for blocking the doorway before to tell me all about how awesome he is, no siree.
Raine: I feel like shit because I jumped out of a two storey window, I deserve a day off :].
o_o well I don't think anybody's going to argue when you're wearing your scary-smile, Raine dear.
Indi: Wh00t yeah cellphone! :D
omg which reminds me, I'm getting a new cellphone today and it is actually exciting /teenage cliche.
Make-up Pirate Townie: Oh, I would be such a good spouse for your legacy! -flatters self-
Indi: Go for it! -cheerleads on sidelines-
Vai: ...:/ Idk, she's kind of old.
More Age-Appropriate Townie: Hi I'm Meisha :)
Vai: -gets all 'omg I'm at an awkward chubby teenange stage' shy-
Meisha: You're Vai, right? I think you're in the chemistry class after mine! -school babble-
WE HAVE A WINNAR, LADIES & GENTLEMEN :D seriously, she's such a nice sim! and so prettyful *_*
A CHALLENGER APPEARS >:O
-cut to commercial-
Indi: My life is like a coca cola advertisement! -boogies-
~time passes~
Vai: OH HAY LOOK MEISHA I JOINED THE SOCCER TEAM & GOT ALL BUFF & NOW I'M NOT A SHY CHUBBY KID.
Meisha: -unimpressed-
Meisha: -attempts polite conversation-
Vai: -gets inside personal bubble-
sooo I'm pretty sure that we can assume what Meisha's thinking here is that Vai's not a complete douche and can be romantic sometimes and omg maybe they're gonna kiss?! :D
Meisha: Oh look my ride's here, bye!
or not. They look happy though!
Meanwhile, back at home Raine spends the day destressing by doing yoga in the garden. She's such a yoga fiend :o
Vai: I like a girl~ -prances around house happily-
He's so happy he's even helping out potty train Iris! :o he must really like this Meisha kid.
even when he's catatonic Vailot's such a pretty-face.
Iris: Grow up time!
Jazz/Raine: Sexy time!
D: goddammit! Jazz can be so bad about his kid's birthdays, and now he's got Raine ignoring iportant stuff too.
Vai: So you're grown up now! :D How's it feel?
Jazz: I refuse to look at my ugly spawn.
She's looking a bit better post-makeover though. A bit :/. I really like Iris' room, too, I spent a bit of time decorating it so it's kinda cool :D.
here's Indi's new project! He's way keen on his mechanics, soo I figured I could get him started on one of those super cool custom made cars ^_^.
hang in there, kiddo.
oh jeez that's not good D: that's fucking scary at breakfast time.
Vai: Hey Indi, sooo there's this girl I'm inviting around after school today, make yourself scarce kay? Oh man she's so cool, she's-
Indi: -brotherly relationship score dips-
Raine: Whoo my son is finally gonna get himself some.
ADULT BREAKFAST, no kidz aloud.
actually what's going on is a much more mature parental discussion about Iris, who is starting school today, but I just wanted to point out that the breakfast tables were segregated by age :p.
Jazz: I'm worried about Iris :< what if she doesn't make any friends at school because of how she looks?
Raine: wait, you're worried about whether she'll have friends at school? Don't stress about it!
Raine: She grew up well, and we all looked after her and taught her, she'll do well in life regardless of if she has friends or not! I only have one friend and I'm almost a mafia boss!
and with that reassuring little speech, we cut to Vai's after school hang out with Meisha.
Vai: I am sooo classy and romantic.
whoo dancing and music and crushes! you know what that means!
FUCK YEAH LET'S GET DRUNK.
whoo alcoholic catalysts.
Jazz: heeeeeeeeeeere coooooooooooooomes the Homework Brigade! Whoo!!
they're very cool :3.
ok, sorry. Back to your regularly scheduled drunken teenage shenanigans.
sorry to interrupt the kiss but my god she's wasted, just look at her, she can barely focus and she is not steady on her feet.
aww pretty! and that ends update 2.2 :D. next time on the Sept Legacy: homewreckers, blizzard butterflies and boozy workouts!