Watching American Idol (purely for the lulz-worthy auditions) and drinking Silk nog while running the Roomba. At least I'm multi-tasking while procrastinating.

p.s. I originally wrote multi-tasking as "multitasking," but I didn't like the word "tit" being in the middle of it.

Yay! I finally got my Chipotle fix tonight. I've been craving it all week. Glad it's out of my system and it will be further out of my system within a few hours probably. TMI ( Read more... )

James Von Brunn, the motherfucker responsible for the senseless Holocaust Museum shootings, died today in a prison hospital ( Read more... )

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