What do you call a little baby douchebag, anyway?

[naamah_darling]

Christopher Gregorio, small-time Flash game developer and underaged douchebag, has revealed the secret to achieving a profitable working relationship with artists:

Take advantage of them.My message to this kid: If this lapse of judgment damages your reputation and hits you in the wallet -- and I hope it does -- you have only yourself to blame.

Comments

[pythia]

What a mini-douche.

Although this was in one of the comments, which made my day:

"I hope the space squid smashes your face in with the fury of a thousand stampeding pregnant ferrets. "

[naamah_darling]

I saw that! A huge win-pie to whoever came up with that one.

[pythia]

Time to git bakin'!

[kyra_neko_rei]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA *breathes* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

"Stampeding Pregnant Ferrets" would make a kickass awesome band name.

[chorus_of_chaos]

boosted the signal on that one, I have a lot of people on my flist he would consider prime targets.

Wow....he and his parents should be shot. Not terminally, but painfully, very painfully..in his case somewhere in the groin region to prevent breeding of douchebaggery.

My suggestion on shooting to wound

[damienps]

I recommend a "Dublin Six Pack" which is low caliber rounds say .22 through each elbow, knee from behind and ankle. It was said to be done to traitors. Leaves them in lots of pain and unable to do much at all.

Re: My suggestion on shooting to wound

[chorus_of_chaos]

add a Cheshire smile and I'd say that would work.

[thediva_laments]

This was exactly my thought. It's people like this who do well in our warped business culture.

[pixxelpuss]

Yep. It's fucking sick, but I kept thinking about how the guy will make himself a very successful man by being this much of an ass, hurting other people, and ultimately undermining his own industry.

[morrigann]

douche baglet?

[naamah_darling]

Heh! Douche baggie?

[sargon999]

Douche Baguette.

[wikdsushi]

Worst. Bruschetta. EVER.

[hrafn]

Douchebag Jr is now saying he's going to write up a follow-up post . . .

*fetches a BIG bag of popcorn*