I think I'm cursed by some sort of St. Patrick’s Day Leprechaun. My day started out good. Went to school, which was a waste of time and a waste of a good drive seeing as how I didn't learn anything. Besides, leaving school Tuesdays and Thursdays leave me in a depressed state of my failing chemistry grade...(awwwww) So then, on the way home my tire ( Read more... )

Ah yes, and tiss true! But remember, any moron can get rich with paper with the pictures of Lincoln and Washington and Benny F. My plan promises riches in large amounts of copper! And silver! I was getting some lunch for Lyndsey today, at Tim Horton’s. Now, I've never noticed this before...but I can assure you I will be looking every time. The bill ( Read more... )

What an eventful day. Okay, listen to this one. So I'm sitting in chemistry class. Completely oblivious to everything he was talking about....my lab partner too. You remember him. The one I was talking about Einstein to. Anyways, we're both completely lost in this lecture. He's talking about sigma bonds and pi bonds, then some long shpeel about the ( Read more... )

On my mark, get set....here I go ( Read more... )

I was totally screwed the other day. Okay, you'll all enjoy this one. So I'm buying a pop from a vending machine. A mountain dew. My dollar is...you couldn't find a better dollar. It was crisp, un-creased! Impeccable! Okay, so I put the dollar in...and! It spits it out. Hmm. One could write this in as a fluke. So I tries it again. Spits it out! ( Read more... )

Ahhh, yet another journal worthy entry starts... NOW!! You guys won't believe this one. I still don't believe it! That's just how unbelievable it is. Are you ready to unbelieve too? Good. Cuz here goes: (Wiggling wavy lines symbolizing flashback) I was driving home today. Everybody loves driving home. So here I am driving, and I notice this black ( Read more... )

Here I am here I am. Honestly I have nothing to write about. But I felt compelled to write an entry about something. How about those strange guys that work at premier lanes? You know who I'm talking about... These guys walk up and down the ally just looking at everyone's stuff. Get off my stuff sir I say to them!! Hmmm...I'm so fat. I can't even ( Read more... )

I was told to update. So here it is! Actually, I figured I'd right a little something...since I write monthly...and next month I'll be the big one eight...and the girlfriend is only the small one five...and I may be put away. Apparently robbing cradles is now a crime. Who knew?? Truthfully though I felt like updating. I really don't know why... ( Read more... )

So it goes indeed. And here it goes again! Yet another journal entry. You know, it's not always easy finding nothing to write about. Ideally, everything is something. Except of course if something is nothing. Then...I guess it could be nothing. It takes a really big nothing to be something. But, apparently I have a magical refrigerator. Laugh all ( Read more... )

Well, I had an idea of what I should write about. But then I forgot. Actually...to tell you the truth...I had no idea. I made that part up. But I did forget about it! Actually... I haven't written a poem in a while. I'll write a poem! But what about... I dunno. I could write about... my day! What could be more interesting than my day? I'll tell you ( Read more... )