Early Retirement

[mythematiclife]

Having finished work last Friday (being a North-Easterner of vaguely Jewish decent as I am), the logical next step was obvious: time to retire to a gated community in southern Florida. So, here I am, in the middle of my three days of poolside mornings and early bird specials

Comments

[xlederhosenx]

Let's retire in another country, but that was a given.

You should probably come back now because I want sushi and you.
(oh baby! haha<33)

[fey_esmeraldine]

I believe that I've divulged this to you before: the elderly frighten me.

[mythematiclife]

Has that anything to do with the treacherous old woman who chased us off her lawn with a stare that time we were LOST in that random suburb of Quebec?

At any rate, definitely back to be where young people are abundant and not trapped on a bus full of senior citizens who gasp every time the driver hits the brakes.