Naked Boys and Sex Games??

[mysweatershrunk]

Paige might not have approved of Piper getting married to what could be evil incarnate, but she could approve of a bachelorette party to numb her mind of that very fact. So when Prue suggested she through the party Paige hopped right on board. First she made sure that P3 was closed on the Monday before the wedding. That morning Paige headed down to

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[queen_c_tm]

Cordelia feels sort of like she's been caught up in a whirlwind, what with the party plans and wedding and everything happening so fast. Not that the wedding hadn't been planned for a while, but with everything else that's happened lately, it had slipped her mind.

She'd flown to Boston on Monday morning, leaving Orlando behind to take care of last-minute Christmas stuff or whatever else he had to do, since she didn't feel it was fair to drag him away only to leave again for the party. He would fly to Boston on Tuesday afternoon to meet up wiht her, they'd go to the wedding on Wednesday, then head back home with plenty of time to start celebrating their first Christmas together.

Thanks to Kara's impromptu visit, however, Cordelia is now sporting a nice array of cuts and bruises on her face, arms and back. Her dress pretty much shows them all off, but she doesn't care. She's going to party tonight. Plus? They're going back in California! It isn't quite L.A., but she'll take what she can get. It's a break from the cold and the

[mysweatershrunk]

Apparantly Paige used to get stalked by those little annoying blue guys professing their love to her with twelve comments a day, so when she started screening non-friends to make them stop it worked. But it also meant that when guests showed up that Paige didn't know? No one noticed them until Paige spotted them. However that's all taken care of and Paige feels silly!

"Wow, sorry about that! Here let me get you your very own penis straw!! They are hilarious!! Make sure to get a close seat for the stripper!"

[kara_marie]

Kara really didn't feel up to this whole bachelorette party thing but she couldn't think of any way of avoiding it. Not when Piper had gone to so much trouble to give Kara the wedding she'd always wanted. In fact, the wedding was more Kara than Kara herself.

But the whole wedding was just a reminder of how the world seemed to be paired off in couples and the whole bachelorette gig was just a reminder of Saturday night. And in all honesty, Kara just didn't feel like partying, her life was kind of just a big old mess at the moment.

However, you couldn't be a bridesmaid (although Kara wasn't sure she'd be making it down the aisle without crying, which she figured was the worst thing a bridesmaid could do) and not go to the last hurrah. So she's there, with Piper, dressed to party and smiling and glittery and seemingly filled with festive spirit and cheer... and at least one bottle of Moet that she finished by herself on the flight.

[gotakiller_rack]

The fact that Karen was heading in from New York all the way across the country for a party was silly, but she knew Cordelia and figured it had been a while since she had seen a naked man that wasn't going cause her to become violently ill, so she decided to go. Of course she had her own jet and had driver and pilot wait in the jet for her.

"Alright ladies, this better be fun. I want my penis cup and my bottle of vodka and one of those penis things."

Karen glanced around and laughed, "Oh lord, tell me this isn't an open club." Karen wasn't impressed.

[queen_c_tm]

After talking to Kara, Cordelia moves over to sit by Karen, who looks like she's quite enjoying her party favors.

"Penis straws," she says with a laugh. "Who thinks of these things?"

But she takes a long sip through hers and grins.

"They're kind of fun. I definitely need something stronger to drink, though."

[gotakiller_rack]

Karen laughs, "I bet some homo that couldn't get any came up with all of this stuff." Karen isn't going to drink out of hers, she already shoved it in her purse for Jackie.

Upon hearing that Cordy needs something stronger Karen opens her purse and starts rummaging around. She pulls out random things and places them on the table. Three prescription bottles, nail file, check book, check book, wallet, compact, two pairs of panties that are obviously not her own size, and finally a bottle of Patron. "Here honey. Let me give you a warm up!"

[queen_c_tm]

Cordelia snickers at the contents of Karen's purse, but holds out her cup for her to fill.

"Thanks. I know I can always count on you to have the good stuff."

When Karen's done, she takes a sip and sighs happily. Much better.

"So... Where are all the naked men? I don't know about you, but I was promised naked men."

[seesthefuture]

"Oh dear God..." were the first words out of Phoebe's mouth when she saw the cups and the straws and the...

She swallowed and made her way to Piper's side. She took a big drink of whatever alcohol she had been given and looked around the club at all of the decorations.

[seesthefuture]

Phoebe grinned at Piper. This was actually a nice kind of party. It was completely different from anything that she had attended in Boston since she moved there to be with Piper.

Paige had put a lot of time and planning into this.

She took a deep drink from her bottle and smiled. "Very Halliwell."

[queen_c_tm]

Following Paige's instructions, Cordelia heads inside and grabs herself a man cup and penis straw. Interesting. She'll have to bring one of these back to show Orlando. He'd get a kick out of it.

She takes a seat and glances warily at the door a few times, but is eventually reassured that it's more or less paparazzi-proof. Between her supposed past relationship with Todd (what a joke!) and her current real one with Orlando Bloom, she's being extra-paranoid about being photographed tonight.

No point worrying about that now, though. There are naked men to watch. Somewhere. Where are the naked men?

She takes a drink - from her penis straw, of course - and looks around for someone to ask.

[kara_marie]

"I don't feel that great." Kara tells Cordelia. She's kind of tired and feeling off and when she went to have a drink (everyone else was!) that Prue took it off her. Plus, they had diet coke on tap and Kara suspected it wasn't diet coke at all. Maybe that was why she was feeling off.

Or maybe it was all the penises. She kind of never wanted to think about a penis again. Well. Not to the next time.

"Maybe, I don't know, maybe I should go. Do you think they'd let me go back at wait at the plane?"

[queen_c_tm]

To be honest, Cordelia had been surprised to see Kara on the plane in the first place. Sure, she's going to be in the wedding party, and she's mature enough to handle a party like this, but she's still only 16. Plus, that other party in New York had only been a few days ago, and while she hadn't been making a lot of sense that night, due to the drunkenness, it was pretty obvious something had happened. Why else would she have been out wandering on her own in the middle of the night like that?

"If you're not feeling well, maybe someone can take you back to their house? I think Piper said we're all sleeping there tonight."

She doesn't really want Kara to go back alone, but she can understand if she doesn't feel comfortable here.

[kara_marie]

"Do you think this is diet coke?" Kara asks and passes the glass to Cordelia. "Maybe my taste buds are off. It tastes weird."

Woah! Post-sex tastebuds! Ooooh. Maybe!!! To go along with that sore icky feeling.

... Nah. That's just stupid. It's probably Pepsi Light or some other bogus substitute. But... still...