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[mrs_badger]

Dammit! Neil Patrick Harris apparently came out of the closet. Why do so many great guys have to be gay? We need them to reproduce so their genes stay in society. Working at Garden City has made me realise how many stupid people are having children and how they seem to be the only people who are currently breeding. It's terrifying.

Comments

[lemouse]

oh yeah i heard about that and i was like, dammit, another one!

and omg, someone from uni who knows of the existance of Garden City (like YAY!). No one is from South of the River. >.>

[mrs_badger]

Dammit, indeed!

Yeah Garden City is pretty much the only place I shop now... but there are so many pregnant women and babies there! What irritates me is how slow little kids walk, it makes it impossible to get anything done in a hurry.

Yeah, I'm a bitch.

[the_plinth]

Damnit indeed. Maybe you could ask him to donate his sperm?

[mrs_badger]

But would he charge for it?

[dohle_monocle]

You have all the sperm you need.
Wait a minute...

[mrs_badger]

Yeah, but according to you Lauren is getting most of it :D

[sweetjesus26]

Here here! The gene pool is diluted and devolving enough, we don't need to strengthen stupid x stupid as well.

I will try and refrain from Jason's charm then. :-)

[dohle_monocle]

Oh as if you could ever resist!

[mrs_badger]

Haha... you're both funny.

[sweetjesus26]

Gwah-haw! :-D

"Keep it gay, Keep it gay, Keep it gaaaaaay!"