Scotty Nguyen a.k.a. THE PRINCE OF POKER picked up his child from my work today. His child has been going there for a few weeks now, but I've only seen his mom pick him up. I had to run all over the day care looking for his childs shoes and he said "Eets ok. I buy him new ones, baby" He also threw a $5000 chip on my desk and said "can you cash this ( Read more... )

Last night, Christopher went out to buy cigarettes at like 3a.m. while i was asleep. I didn't feel or hear him leave. WHY DIDNT I HEAR HIM? I mean, my door is fairly loud when opened! This really scared me, because creepy CREEPY creeps have a tendency of hanging out right by my door, asking me if they can use my phone, asking if they can come in ( Read more... )

I wonder what I'd look like with "normal" sized nostrils...

I can honestly say that I'm HAPPY. Everything in my life is going so well!

Also, I got an A in my Anatomy & Physiology course! yay! No more reading 8298429840238409328490238 chapters a night and getting tested on them the next morning! My brain can rest!

I've watched spongebob the movie over 10 times this week. If Madilyn isnt watching it, Christopher is watching it ( Read more... )

At school, I try my best to use medical terminology at ALL TIMES. I am a loser ( Read more... )

I am the leader of my class study group.
I am on the honor roll.

My teacher held a study on germs and bacteria.
She went to a few restaurants and took several of those free mint candies and toothpicks and tested them in the lab. She found feces on all of them.
WASH YOUR HANDS, PEOPLE!

I got the highest score in my class for my presentation ( Read more... )

I LIKE PLAYING TELEPHONE.

PAJAMARAMA.