Bee loves me. :p

[morsus_mihi]

DREW!!!!

I have a feeling Bee thinks we should start using latex in the bedroom. Or maybe mylar.

I apologize in advance for my crazy. I've already given up caffeine so I'm not grumpy about it when I'm preggo and the hormones start freaking out, and I'm being ubergoofy to compensate. I'm...not sure if it's working.

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[notacargojet]

Making babies usually goes better when you're not using latex.

[morsus_mihi]

Oh, there's plenty of dirty stuff you can do with latex that doesn't involve condoms, sailor. Just ask the hookers that worked around the chapel where I married Drew.

[notacargojet]

That's true enough, but I just thought I'd try to help.

How many hookers worked at that chapel?

[morsus_mihi]

Praise be unto thee, O Wise One. To thank you to your spawning contributions, we'll ensure your place as the spawn's 43rd favorite uncle.

A lot. Seriously, it was a little weird. But it was also one of the reasons I picked it, along with the resident Elvis and Priscilla impersonators.